Nonskid roll grips wandering weenie (Mar, 1939)
“AT LAST America has it – the nonskid roll for hot dogs! A clever inventor has devised the metal mold shown at left to turn out rolls imprinted with a series of ridges. They take a masterful grip upon the delectable but elusive weenie and prevent it from slipping from it’s rightful place to fall to the floor or one’s lap.”
Wandering weenie LOL
Comment by albear — February 5, 2008 @ 3:19 pm
I’d like to know how ridged BREAD is supposed to help. Bread is kind of… squishable. So I’m pretty sure that the ridges disappear very quickly. Of course, I’m sure the inventor didn’t think of that.
Comment by Anne — April 7, 2008 @ 5:37 pm
I sure as metal ridges grabbing MY weenie!
Comment by Wade George — May 26, 2008 @ 6:11 pm
I meant I sure as hell don’t want metal ridges grabing my weenie! (Never make comments drunk!)
Comment by Wade George — May 26, 2008 @ 6:12 pm
“At last!”
Comment by Mike — July 19, 2008 @ 3:11 pm
I had a weenie get loose once… we found it three states over dancing in a strip bar.
Comment by red — October 27, 2008 @ 1:53 am
If you wear the eye shield you wouldn’t need a non-skid weenie.
Comment by Harry — July 6, 2009 @ 5:25 pm
“They take a masterful grip upon the delectable but elusive weenie and prevent it from slipping from it’s rightful place to fall to the floor or one’s lap”…
Maybe this says more about me than I should really be disclosing, but that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.
Comment by Brent Eades — April 9, 2010 @ 1:44 pm
You’re supposed to “glue” the frankfurter in place with the condiment of choice — mustard, ketchup, relish, etc. Problem solved.
Comment by Michael, N5RLR — July 23, 2011 @ 10:43 pm
Well, nobody wants their weenie to end up in the wrong place, do they?
Comment by Charlene — July 24, 2011 @ 4:58 pm
That could be embarrassing at best, Charlene.
Comment by Michael, N5RLR — July 24, 2011 @ 10:17 pm