I wish I could gain flesh (Dec, 1934)
Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Dec, 1934
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Tags: yeast
A SKINNY man hasn’t a chance. I wish I could gain flesh.
NEW EASY WAY ADDS 5 to 15 LBS.—QUICK!DOCTORS for years have prescribed yeast to build up health. But now with this new discovery you can get far greater tonic results than with ordinary yeast—regain health, and also put on pounds of firm flesh— and in a far shorter time.
Not only are thousands quickly gaining solid, good-looking pounds, but also clear skin, freedom from indigestion and constipation, new abounding pep.
This amazing new product, Ironized Yeast, is made from special brewers’ ale yeast imported from Europe, the richest yeast known, which by a new process is concentrated 7 times—made 7 times more powerful. But that is not all! This marvelous, health-building yeast is ironized with 3 kinds of strengthening iron.Day after day, as you take Ironized Yeast, watch flat chest develop, skinny limbs round out attractively. Skin clears, new health comes—you’re a new person.
Results guaranteed
No matter how skinny and weak you may be, this marvelous new Ironized Yeast should build you up in a few short weeks as it has thousands. If you are not delighted with the results of the very first package, your money back instantly.
Special FREE offer!Purchase a package of Ironized Yeast at once, cut out the seal on box and mail to us with a clipping of this paragraph. We will send you free a fascinating new book on health, “New Facts About Your Body”. Remember, results are guaranteed with the very first package—or -money refunded. At all druggists. Ironized Yeast Co., Inc., Dept. 5612, Atlanta, Ga.
He’s going to end up with an asterix next to any pick-up records he sets.
Notice where she’s looking:
She may be interested in ‘firm flesh,’ some extra girth and ’solid, good-looking pounds’ but it doesn’t look like it’s his chest she’s thinking about.
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I want gain some more weight and flesh in my body so that i can build my body. At present , I am 52 kg and my age is 27. Please advise.
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