We are couple, Indian interested to try …slowly.

The guy on the left looks like my dad. He was an engineer, electronics and optics guy. But my mom wasn’t built like a bulldozer like this poor dude’s pick.

There are two major swing clubs in NYC, both run down since their heyday in the ’70s. And report indicate that that is in fact the age of the (mostly German tourists) people who attend their free banquet events, as in literally fat senior citizens. Evidently these horny couples stalk any actually attractive younger couples that show up. Only couples or single women are allowed in, so Craig’s List is full of swinger club prostitutes. In other words, half the “couples” you’ll find there, are single guys with paid dates. Attendees report mildewed soggy carpets and old mattresses, as well as a fair share of true, even violent “weird guys.”

Then there are a few older and newer “S@M” clubs, where except for the Rated R one that has paddle-carrying “Mistresses” as waitresses, involve couples who tie each other up as ten other single men pleasure themselves during the show.

The search for a good strip club led to this research. Did I find one? Nope. Just overpriced, high pressure (to buy cups of non-alcoholic drinks), and brothel back rooms for three times the price of a normal service establishment. Larry Flint just opened a HUGE warehouse-sized strip club/steak house/bar along Manhattan’s Hudson River. It has a Roman style frieze of two girls in decidedly unclassical poses, draped with a long ribbon towel. Reviews are not mixed: it sucks, is tacky, and there’s lots of silicone.

There are magazines like BOMBAYITE/BM ADS which have such wife swapping AD’s.

rgds/nishu