Kelp-O-Malt: Skinny Girls (Nov, 1934)
Source: Physical Culture ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Nov, 1934
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This problem of people being too skinny and wanting to add “flesh” seems to be one we’ve thoroughly licked. Though Coca Cola and McDonalds have been far more effective than Kelp-A-Malt or Fleischmann’s Yeast ever could have dreamed.
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First, its rich supply of easily assimilable minerals nourish the digestive glands, which produce the juices that alone enable you to digest the fats and starches, the weight-making elements in your daily diet. Second, Kelp-a-Malt provides an amazingly effective digestive substance which actually digests 4 times its own weight of the flesh-building foods you eat. Third, Kelp-a-Malt’s natural FOOD IODINE stimulates and nourishes the internal glands which control assimilation—the process of converting digested food into firm flesh, new strength and energy. Three Kelp-a-Malt tablets contain more iron and copper than a pound of spinach or 7-1/2 lbs. of fresh tomatoes; more calcium than 6 eggs; more phosphorous than 1-1/2 lbs. carrots; more FOOD IODINE than 1600 lbs. of beef.
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Comment by Blurgle — May 26, 2007 @ 2:44 am
Well, you don’t see many skinny sea otters…
Comment by Stannous — May 26, 2007 @ 8:35 am
Judging from the arms, success-girl didn’t so much gain “flesh” as “breasts” and “posture”. Funny how that selective weight-gain works.
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If you look closely, you’ll notice that the silhouette of success-girl’s left breast is drawn in. Unless her breast is growing out of her armpit, the silhouette’s all wrong.
I believe failure-girl has been truncated somewhat as well.
Take Kelp-A-Malt and photographers will edit your picture!
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Sea otters generally eat abalone. They hang out in kelp to avoid drifting around when floating on their backs eating.
But I like the ad…
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Great advertisement from 1934 promoting Kelp-O-Malt to put five pounds on your bones in just one week! Things definitely different nowadays. [Via Modern Mechanics]……
Trackback by Brain Tags — May 29, 2007 @ 7:52 am
I don’t know if that picture was necessarily altered- they had really weird bras in some eras. I couldn’t say, personally.
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Comment by Bill — September 8, 2007 @ 5:39 pm
Where do I purchase such tablets and what do they cost?
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Comment by taz — November 1, 2007 @ 1:01 am
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Comment by someone — June 18, 2008 @ 7:53 am
Kelp-a-malt was found by the US Food and Drug Administration to be falsely branded and that it did not contain a suficient quantity of vitamins and minerals to qualify its claims as a dietary suppliment.
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