Comments on: All-Purpose Soap Aids Our GI Joes (Oct, 1944) http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/ Yesterday's tomorrow, today. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 18:19:00 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: Ed T. http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/comment-page-1/#comment-416338 Ed T. Sun, 19 Aug 2007 15:34:01 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/#comment-416338 "Known merely as MP 646"... Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to MP 646. Caution: MP 646 may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds. MP 646 contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at. Do not use MP 646 on concrete. Discontinue use of MP 646 if any of the following occurs: * Itching * Vertigo * Dizziness * Tingling in extremities * Loss of balance or coordination * Slurred speech * Temporary blindness * Profuse Sweating or * Heart palpitations If MP 646 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head. MP 646 may stick to certain types of skin. When not in use, MP 646 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration. Failure to do so relieves the makers of MP 646, Dupont Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability. Ingredients of MP 646 include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space. MP 646 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq. Do not taunt MP 646. [RIP Phil Hartman] “Known merely as MP 646″…

Warning: Pregnant women, the elderly, and children should avoid prolonged exposure to MP 646.

Caution: MP 646 may suddenly accelerate to dangerous speeds.

MP 646 contains a liquid core, which if exposed due to rupture should not be touched, inhaled, or looked at.

Do not use MP 646 on concrete.

Discontinue use of MP 646 if any of the following occurs:

* Itching

* Vertigo

* Dizziness

* Tingling in extremities

* Loss of balance or coordination

* Slurred speech

* Temporary blindness

* Profuse Sweating

or

* Heart palpitations

If MP 646 begins to smoke, get away immediately. Seek shelter and cover head.

MP 646 may stick to certain types of skin.

When not in use, MP 646 should be returned to its special container and kept under refrigeration.

Failure to do so relieves the makers of MP 646, Dupont
Incorporated, and its parent company, Global Chemical Unlimited, of any and all liability.

Ingredients of MP 646 include an unknown glowing substance which fell to Earth, presumably from outer space.

MP 646 has been shipped to our troops in Saudi Arabia and is also being dropped by our warplanes on Iraq.

Do not taunt MP 646.

[RIP Phil Hartman]

]]> By: Stannous http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/comment-page-1/#comment-409049 Stannous Thu, 16 Aug 2007 17:46:49 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/#comment-409049 I think this is what will eventually be marketed as Zest. At least that's the only soap I know of that works in salt water. I think this is what will eventually be marketed as Zest. At least that’s the only soap I know of that works in salt water.

]]> By: Charlie http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/comment-page-1/#comment-408824 Charlie Thu, 16 Aug 2007 14:38:35 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/#comment-408824 One could even call it a strategic detergent. One could even call it a strategic detergent.

]]> By: Blurgle http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/comment-page-1/#comment-408411 Blurgle Thu, 16 Aug 2007 10:57:13 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/08/16/all-purpose-soap-aids-our-gi-joes/#comment-408411 Detergent! Detergent!

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