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	<title>Comments on: ELEPHANTS&#8217; FEET ARE TURNED INTO USEFUL JARS</title>
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	<description>Yesterday's tomorrow, today.</description>
	<pubDate>Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:46:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Wesley</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-1062657</link>
		<dc:creator>Wesley</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 11 Nov 2008 23:28:59 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>they also make great soup bowls and hats!

Just wait, soon there will be a stamped of footless eliphants with knives in there trunks coming at everyone who bought these. They aim low.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>they also make great soup bowls and hats!</p>
<p>Just wait, soon there will be a stamped of footless eliphants with knives in there trunks coming at everyone who bought these. They aim low.</p>
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		<title>By: Eliyahu</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-1054966</link>
		<dc:creator>Eliyahu</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 15 May 2008 23:17:57 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"...turned into useful jars."... I guess that's better than leaving them to do something useless like holding up an elephant...  

Heck, that would give me a great place to store those California Condor eggs and Snowy Egret feathers...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;turned into useful jars.&#8221;&#8230; I guess that&#8217;s better than leaving them to do something useless like holding up an elephant&#8230;  </p>
<p>Heck, that would give me a great place to store those California Condor eggs and Snowy Egret feathers&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: DemiCanadian</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-577450</link>
		<dc:creator>DemiCanadian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sat, 06 Oct 2007 20:16:18 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend, yeah!</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Postal 2: Apocalypse Weekend, yeah!</p>
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		<title>By: Adrian</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-535300</link>
		<dc:creator>Adrian</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 23 Sep 2007 21:24:27 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>"...about an elephant receiving a telephone call...."

I bet it was a trunk call :-)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;&#8230;about an elephant receiving a telephone call&#8230;.&#8221;</p>
<p>I bet it was a trunk call <img src='http://blog.modernmechanix.com/wp-includes/images/smilies/icon_smile.gif' alt=':-)' class='wp-smiley' /></p>
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		<title>By: Colin</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-512752</link>
		<dc:creator>Colin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 11:06:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Perfect for storing peanuts!</description>
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		<title>By: Erika</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-511338</link>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:53:16 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>but where are the umbrella stands? I couldn't possibly have the waste paper basket without the umbrella stands. Goes a treat in my trophy room with the grizzly bear and the tiger skin rug.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>but where are the umbrella stands? I couldn&#8217;t possibly have the waste paper basket without the umbrella stands. Goes a treat in my trophy room with the grizzly bear and the tiger skin rug.</p>
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		<title>By: Charlie</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-511323</link>
		<dc:creator>Charlie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:47:03 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Isn't Glen Larson the guy who did Knight Rider?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Isn&#8217;t Glen Larson the guy who did Knight Rider?</p>
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		<title>By: Firebrand38</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-511232</link>
		<dc:creator>Firebrand38</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 17 Sep 2007 01:09:09 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I think you mean Gary Larson.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I think you mean Gary Larson.</p>
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		<title>By: jayessell</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-510776</link>
		<dc:creator>jayessell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 22:28:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There's a  Glen Larson cartoon about an elephant receiving a telephone call revealing what happened to  his  missing leg.

My favorite is the evil genius duck.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s a  Glen Larson cartoon about an elephant receiving a telephone call revealing what happened to  his  missing leg.</p>
<p>My favorite is the evil genius duck.</p>
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		<title>By: Village Idiot</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/16/elephants-feet-are-turned-into-useful-jars/#comment-510072</link>
		<dc:creator>Village Idiot</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 16 Sep 2007 18:11:55 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>There's nothing quite as "attractive" as dessicated, severed feet on your desk. I use mine to store powdered rhino horns to maintain my virility. 

Seriously, it's sad to see evidence of such atrocities, no matter how long ago they happened, especially since I'm sure the elephants were much more intelligent than the people who stole their feet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>There&#8217;s nothing quite as &#8220;attractive&#8221; as dessicated, severed feet on your desk. I use mine to store powdered rhino horns to maintain my virility. </p>
<p>Seriously, it&#8217;s sad to see evidence of such atrocities, no matter how long ago they happened, especially since I&#8217;m sure the elephants were much more intelligent than the people who stole their feet.</p>
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