Comments on: HOW TO SLEEP http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/21/how-to-sleep/ Yesterday's tomorrow, today. Tue, 02 Dec 2008 06:03:37 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.6.2 By: Village Idiot http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/21/how-to-sleep/#comment-571140 Village Idiot Thu, 04 Oct 2007 14:03:19 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/21/how-to-sleep/#comment-571140 Wow, I never knew that falling asleep was so hard. I just lay in bed and try to stay awake. Works great! Of course so do barbiturates, a "highball," or both! Wow, I never knew that falling asleep was so hard. I just lay in bed and try to stay awake. Works great!

Of course so do barbiturates, a “highball,” or both!

]]> By: Blurgle http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/21/how-to-sleep/#comment-531540 Blurgle Sat, 22 Sep 2007 17:04:13 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/09/21/how-to-sleep/#comment-531540 <i>“My system is sure-fire,” said an advertising man. “Just before going to bed I eat a tremendous slice of Bermuda onion. It lulls my brain and I drop off immediately. My wife benefits too. The fumes seem to knock her out and she’s asleep as soon as I am.”</i> Living with him must be magic. “My system is sure-fire,” said an advertising man. “Just before going to bed I eat a tremendous slice of Bermuda onion. It lulls my brain and I drop off immediately. My wife benefits too. The fumes seem to knock her out and she’s asleep as soon as I am.”

Living with him must be magic.

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