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	<title>Comments on: Beauty Machine Pats the Face</title>
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	<description>Yesterday's tomorrow, today.</description>
	<pubDate>Thu, 20 Nov 2008 16:55:01 +0000</pubDate>
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		<title>By: Blurgle</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/10/30/beauty-machine-pats-the-face/#comment-658979</link>
		<dc:creator>Blurgle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 31 Oct 2007 05:06:08 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yep: she uses the vibrator to "pat makeup into her skin", the Lysol to "stop being grouchy to her husband", the Midol so she has a "fresh and bright countenance", etc., etc.

You have to love old ads: what isn't said is sometimes more important than what is.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yep: she uses the vibrator to &#8220;pat makeup into her skin&#8221;, the Lysol to &#8220;stop being grouchy to her husband&#8221;, the Midol so she has a &#8220;fresh and bright countenance&#8221;, etc., etc.</p>
<p>You have to love old ads: what isn&#8217;t said is sometimes more important than what is.</p>
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		<title>By: Stannous</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/10/30/beauty-machine-pats-the-face/#comment-658289</link>
		<dc:creator>Stannous</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:58:14 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Ah, the old vibrator on the cheek ruse...


I have a 1923 vibrator and pamphlet that has a similar image and recommendations for the treatment of 'pelvic congestion'...</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Ah, the old vibrator on the cheek ruse&#8230;</p>
<p>I have a 1923 vibrator and pamphlet that has a similar image and recommendations for the treatment of &#8216;pelvic congestion&#8217;&#8230;</p>
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		<title>By: fluffy</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/10/30/beauty-machine-pats-the-face/#comment-658286</link>
		<dc:creator>fluffy</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 23:56:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>I can think of a few other uses for that which will give you an even better "healthy glow."</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>I can think of a few other uses for that which will give you an even better &#8220;healthy glow.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: jayessell</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/10/30/beauty-machine-pats-the-face/#comment-657465</link>
		<dc:creator>jayessell</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:30:48 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>For use on the face.
Mainly.
Mostly.
Usually.
Sometimes.
Ocassionally.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>For use on the face.<br />
Mainly.<br />
Mostly.<br />
Usually.<br />
Sometimes.<br />
Ocassionally.</p>
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		<title>By: Erika</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2007/10/30/beauty-machine-pats-the-face/#comment-657363</link>
		<dc:creator>Erika</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 30 Oct 2007 15:33:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>or you could use your fingers... (and not stick anything in the light socket)</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>or you could use your fingers&#8230; (and not stick anything in the light socket)</p>
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