Comments on: Man CAN Now USE STRANGE INNER POWER

By: Helen

Helen — Sun, 18 May 2008 20:01:53 +0000

Alpha Yogi was my grandfather, so I’d appreciate it if you’d all cut out the rude comments. He was truly ahead of his time in his day.

By: Stannous

Stannous — Wed, 20 Feb 2008 01:27:53 +0000

Even yogis need proctology exams at least once a year after age 50.

By: Blurgle

Blurgle — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 18:31:22 +0000

“My strange inner power, I left it on the top shelf. Can you get it for me?”

Oh this is rich! I Googled “Yogi Alpha” and got a list of computers at the NSA. Apparently he still has strange inner powers!

By: Randy

Randy — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 17:12:09 +0000

Wonder if he’s going to touch my strange inner power with his finger? Yikes.

By: Tim Giachetti

Tim Giachetti — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 15:03:28 +0000

“And now, a man with a tape recorder up his nose.”
All I could think of was the skit from Monty Python.

By: Roflcopter

Roflcopter — Tue, 19 Feb 2008 12:46:02 +0000

Yogi Alpha, the mentor of Spinx, the mystery Advisor of the Mystery Men

“To learn my teachings, I must first teach you how to learn. ”
“You must lash out with every limb, like the octopus who plays the drums. ”
“He who questions training only trains himself at asking questions. ”
“You must be like wolf pack, not six-pack. ”
“When you care what is outside, what is inside cares for you.”