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	<title>Comments on: Swimming Taught by Telephone</title>
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	<description>Yesterday's tomorrow, today.</description>
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		<title>By: SisterCrystal</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/09/swimming-taught-by-telephone/comment-page-1/#comment-1059373</link>
		<dc:creator>SisterCrystal</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 13 Aug 2008 15:23:40 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>This sounds like a great idea!  Wait... is it safe to swim while talking on a cell phone?</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>This sounds like a great idea!  Wait&#8230; is it safe to swim while talking on a cell phone?</p>
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		<title>By: Hawkins Dale</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/09/swimming-taught-by-telephone/comment-page-1/#comment-1052529</link>
		<dc:creator>Hawkins Dale</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Apr 2008 00:23:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Yo, Fred!   Make sure they&#039;re leaning over, towards the camera.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Yo, Fred!   Make sure they&#8217;re leaning over, towards the camera.</p>
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		<title>By: Mike Brisendine</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/09/swimming-taught-by-telephone/comment-page-1/#comment-1048384</link>
		<dc:creator>Mike Brisendine</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:46:26 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Hmm...maybe just yelling the instructions would be easier. Talk about over-engineering! I think Blurgle has figured out the correct scenario. Though it looks like it would work fine if the swimmers only swam five feet.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hmm&#8230;maybe just yelling the instructions would be easier. Talk about over-engineering! I think Blurgle has figured out the correct scenario. Though it looks like it would work fine if the swimmers only swam five feet.</p>
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		<title>By: Blurgle</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/09/swimming-taught-by-telephone/comment-page-1/#comment-1048370</link>
		<dc:creator>Blurgle</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 10 Mar 2008 04:37:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>&quot;Hey, Fred! Readership&#039;s down. Go get a shot of a couple of broads in swimsuits, all right?&quot;

Looks up, confused. &quot;For Modern Mechanix, Bob?&quot;

&quot;Yeah.&quot; Scratches head. &quot;Put headphones on &#039;em and have a guy hold - I don&#039;t know, some dingamahookey he can speak into. I&#039;ll call it &#039;Swimming Lessons by Telephone&#039;.&quot; Smiles. &quot;Damn, I&#039;m good.&quot;</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>&#8220;Hey, Fred! Readership&#8217;s down. Go get a shot of a couple of broads in swimsuits, all right?&#8221;</p>
<p>Looks up, confused. &#8220;For Modern Mechanix, Bob?&#8221;</p>
<p>&#8220;Yeah.&#8221; Scratches head. &#8220;Put headphones on &#8216;em and have a guy hold &#8211; I don&#8217;t know, some dingamahookey he can speak into. I&#8217;ll call it &#8216;Swimming Lessons by Telephone&#8217;.&#8221; Smiles. &#8220;Damn, I&#8217;m good.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>By: Bob</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/09/swimming-taught-by-telephone/comment-page-1/#comment-1048354</link>
		<dc:creator>Bob</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 23:18:19 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Eamon, that is an advantage, not a disadvantage.  Now they can haul you in by the telephone cord.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Eamon, that is an advantage, not a disadvantage.  Now they can haul you in by the telephone cord.</p>
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		<title>By: Eamon</title>
		<link>http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2008/03/09/swimming-taught-by-telephone/comment-page-1/#comment-1048323</link>
		<dc:creator>Eamon</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 09 Mar 2008 18:25:54 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The disadvantage is that you&#039;re and inexperienced swimmer with a telephone cord tied to your head.</description>
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