Comments on: 14 Smoking Accessories that Nobody Should Own

By: Uncle B

Uncle B — Wed, 14 May 2008 22:26:20 +0000

The same advertising power that made the 40’s look retarded has us running around in gas guzzlers and striving to live in McMansions we can’t afford. . . Same ads, diffrent assholes!

By: joe

joe — Thu, 08 May 2008 21:30:03 +0000

The comment by Shawn re source of blowing smoke up ones ass may be off. Book “Bring out your dead” about 1700’s Philladelphia Yellow Fever epidemic reports on “tobacco smoke enemas” as a treatment. Also women and children smoking cigars, pipes and cigarettes to ward off the miasma.

By: twst

twst — Tue, 06 May 2008 20:50:01 +0000

mad props for the picard going gangster comment

By: WinnemuccaMac

WinnemuccaMac — Tue, 06 May 2008 18:08:53 +0000

“I have made it a rule never to smoke more that one cigar at a time.”

“As an example to others, and not that I care for moderation myself, it has always been my rule never to smoke when asleep, and never to refrain from smoking when awake. ”

-Mark Twain

By: website design

website design — Tue, 06 May 2008 09:36:20 +0000

Smock every day :))))

By: Dale

Dale — Tue, 06 May 2008 09:25:18 +0000

As a smoker, picture 3 looks brill! Might try and find one myself.

By: Brad

Brad — Mon, 05 May 2008 20:45:11 +0000

Okay as a non tobacco smoker the whole watch lighter things seems much harder than a regular lighter, that being said I want one because it is just cool.

By: Shawn

Shawn — Mon, 05 May 2008 16:22:26 +0000

Should be 15 items. You left off the ass pipe. An early invention upon the introduction of tobacco to Europe. The tobacco museum in Tennessee has several on display. Also the source of the phrase, “blowing smoke up someone’s ass”.

By: phil

phil — Fri, 02 May 2008 12:31:15 +0000

Githyanki Wrote:
“It is amazing to me that with all of out technical advances, there are very few that are actually useful to the smoker’s. Smokeless ashtray is about the only thing I can think of.”

but what about the iron lung ? and the many many other medical advances made to help the smoker keep it up

By: lucassio

lucassio — Mon, 14 Apr 2008 17:25:17 +0000

cool

By: Sorcerer Mickey

Sorcerer Mickey — Sat, 22 Mar 2008 14:09:32 +0000

Actually re that last one, Picard would actually “go all Detective”, not “gangster”.

By: mdhatter

mdhatter — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 16:42:58 +0000

Geordi, can you beam this monkey off my back?

By: Tuckeroo

Tuckeroo — Fri, 21 Mar 2008 00:15:15 +0000

Photo #2: Marty! Welcome to my experiment, this the big one! Inhale at 88mph and the flux capacitor sitting atop sends you traveling through time!

By: albear

albear — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 18:01:31 +0000

OMG! the double barrel cigarette comment made me laught!

First up, we have this double-barrel cigarette holder. Makes perfect sense, right? You’ve got two lungs, gotta have two cigarettes.

Man, that is one of the silliest smoking accessories ever!

By: Githyanki

Githyanki — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 11:22:03 +0000

It is amazing to me that with all of out technical advances, there are very few that are actually useful to the smoker’s. Smokeless ashtray is about the only thing I can think of.

By: Gazzie

Gazzie — Thu, 20 Mar 2008 07:10:05 +0000

The first one just blows my mind… why would anyone want to smoke two at a time?
These pics look like they’re from the 30’s and 40’s and the portable and built in ashtrays seem out of place. Because… I watch old film noir movies and they always light a cig and throw their matches and flick the ashes right on the floor.
I didn’t have to squint too hard in the last pic… That is Captain Picard and the second pic reminds me of FDR.