What might be fun would be an article on mail order brides. So we get the comments on “Am 19 year old University Professor in rocket science from Romania who is double for Reese Witherspoon. Am seeking wealthy American scam vi—I mean HUSBAND, age 25-60. Prefer fat with large nose. Must have money for operations for Mom, Dad, Sister, and maybe someone else I think of later which must be taken care of before I marry older man to take advantage of me.”

Think they DON’T peddle that? http://www.jewelsofrussia.com/ladies/yt3663.shtml Of coure, if I believed it was THAT simple, even I would go snag that girl. Then again, I’ve had these Romanian brides already here trying to mess around behind their husbands back; if I see one I might want a little time with, I find some old gym at the gym to pay for bringing her over and for her to go back to when I’m done. (And I’m not kidding, several of these women have offered just that.) No matter how ridiculous the scenario, there’s plenty of people telling themselves it could work for them.

Gee, we’d also get the guys posting: “Viagara ready, young 67 year old seeks woman as close to 4 times younger as possible. Slim 310 pounds seeks 1/3 his own weight. Must be able to appreciate the true value of trailerhome that’s gotta be worth more than anything she’s seen in her poor home country.” These are NOT photographs of poor, starving, desperate women.

Or maybe he’d just say he’s a professional who owns waterfront property: “Motivational speaker, living in a van parked down by the river.”

Face it, this website has inspired a hobby in us. Making fun of the goofs that take this all so seriously. Like with the actress from a soap opera who can’t go to a restaurant without some fan of the show rushing over to warn her to “. . . .Stay away from that man. If you knew what I know about him. . . .”

Of course, I’m still hoping to build that ‘Speedball Special. . . .’

I mean, it was bad enough for Red Mercury Merchants, Mayan Order Morons and Indo-Aryan Wife Swappers but a German acrobatic act that wants to join Charlie’s circus is too much.

For me, there’ll only be one acrobatic act worth booking http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK5svUn54KI

I guess it’s time to post an old build this racecar plans article. Sprintcar, Midget, etc. Let’s see who tries to enter the race.

Charlie, I just pictured you in a top hat in the center ring of “your” circus.