April 14, 2009

Feel Neglected? (Jan, 1960)

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Source: Inside Story ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Jan, 1960
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Feel Neglected?

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8 Comments »

  1. You can’t improve on vanilla extract.

    Comment by Repack Rider — April 14, 2009 @ 10:44 pm

  2. WD-40. Drives men wild.

    Comment by Toronto — April 15, 2009 @ 12:23 am

  3. “Do you feel shy, left alone… pushed aside by that “other woman” who seems to be the center of attraction … ”

    Well, then, maybe you’re just not very good looking. Maybe you should let the “other woman” have the guy so at least the kids won’t be ugly.

    Comment by rsterling78 — April 15, 2009 @ 2:30 am

  4. I bet Madame Beatrice offers other services as well.

    Comment by Paul — April 15, 2009 @ 4:57 am

  5. Amazing how nothing changes. Aside from how explicit they are and what pseudoscience they claim to come from, the products pushed in the back of PS and PM today are exactly the same as this.

    Comment by Sean — April 15, 2009 @ 7:05 am

  6. and you can reuse the brown paper bag it comes in as a beauty intensifier

    Comment by fred — April 15, 2009 @ 1:51 pm

  7. Liberace?!

    Comment by Torgo — April 15, 2009 @ 9:26 pm

  8. The way that broad looks they better send her a bottle of 200 proof cloroform!

    Comment by Hirudinea — April 18, 2009 @ 8:35 pm

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