Comments on: Open up, America. (Mar, 1975) http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/ Yesterday's tomorrow, today. Fri, 10 Feb 2012 14:33:22 +0000 hourly 1 http://wordpress.org/?v=3.1.4 By: BrianC http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1101644 BrianC Thu, 12 Jan 2012 17:37:54 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1101644 Be nice when talking about the Antichrist... Be nice when talking about the Antichrist…

]]> By: GaryM http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074386 GaryM Mon, 04 Jan 2010 14:48:10 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074386 "American slices." Soylent Green? I'm reminded of a "Boris Karloff's Diner" Mad magazine once did: "I'll have a Swiss on rye, please." "An excellent choice, madam. Would you like him rare or well done? ... Or would you prefer a melted American on white?" “American slices.” Soylent Green?

I’m reminded of a “Boris Karloff’s Diner” Mad magazine once did:

“I’ll have a Swiss on rye, please.”

“An excellent choice, madam. Would you like him rare or well done? … Or would you prefer a melted American on white?”

]]> By: Toronto http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074352 Toronto Sat, 02 Jan 2010 01:35:56 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074352 Beagledad - ever forget to take the plastic off during the "transition years"? Beagledad – ever forget to take the plastic off during the “transition years”?

]]> By: Firebrand38 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074350 Firebrand38 Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:46:24 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074350 Nope, hamburger. I'll just bet you wonder why that career as a stand up comedian never took off. Nope, hamburger.

I’ll just bet you wonder why that career as a stand up comedian never took off.

]]> By: docca http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074349 docca Sat, 02 Jan 2010 00:42:58 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074349 "yes mommy, put some cheese on my BRAIN BURGER! BRAAAAAAAINS!" “yes mommy, put some cheese on my BRAIN BURGER! BRAAAAAAAINS!”

]]> By: Beagledad http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074318 Beagledad Thu, 31 Dec 2009 18:12:26 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074318 When I was a kid, I didn't know there was any other kind of cheese. Except that way back then, it wasn't individually wrapped. We were hardy souls who peeled the slices off by brute muscular strength. When I was a kid, I didn’t know there was any other kind of cheese. Except that way back then, it wasn’t individually wrapped. We were hardy souls who peeled the slices off by brute muscular strength.

]]> By: Charlene http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074133 Charlene Tue, 22 Dec 2009 22:36:19 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074133 Nowadays they don't even get away with "cheese food". It's now "processed cheese food product". Which is why it's so cheap: it's basically whey mixed with soy and various emulsifiers and thickeners. It's wholesome, I guess, but it doesn't have the flavour or the protein content of real cheese, Nowadays they don’t even get away with “cheese food”. It’s now “processed cheese food product”. Which is why it’s so cheap: it’s basically whey mixed with soy and various emulsifiers and thickeners. It’s wholesome, I guess, but it doesn’t have the flavour or the protein content of real cheese,

]]> By: rick http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074128 rick Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:49:14 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074128 Good one Don! I'll keep your definition in mind. I never was a fan of Kraft foods. Rick Good one Don! I’ll keep your definition in mind. I never was a fan of Kraft foods.

Rick

]]> By: Sorcerer Mickey http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074127 Sorcerer Mickey Tue, 22 Dec 2009 17:30:28 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074127 OMG - that's a Gaines-Burger! OMG – that’s a Gaines-Burger!

]]> By: Jake of All Trades http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074109 Jake of All Trades Tue, 22 Dec 2009 04:00:07 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074109 I don't think she plans on eating the plastic wrap--I think she's just peeling it like a band-aid so that she can deposit it on the burger without her skin coming in contact with the toxic compound contained within. I don’t think she plans on eating the plastic wrap–I think she’s just peeling it like a band-aid so that she can deposit it on the burger without her skin coming in contact with the toxic compound contained within.

]]> By: Don http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074105 Don Tue, 22 Dec 2009 02:20:51 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074105 Hey rick. Not cheese. "Cheese food", is what the product is: almost, but not quite, entirely unlike cheese . . . . Hey rick. Not cheese. “Cheese food”, is what the product is: almost, but not quite, entirely unlike cheese . . . .

]]> By: rick http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074096 rick Tue, 22 Dec 2009 00:49:56 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074096 Hi fluffy. Actually the plastic wrap is the best part of that Krap cheese. Hi fluffy. Actually the plastic wrap is the best part of that Krap cheese.

]]> By: fluffy http://blog.modernmechanix.com/2009/12/21/open-up-america/comment-page-1/#comment-1074083 fluffy Mon, 21 Dec 2009 20:30:43 +0000 http://blog.modernmechanix.com/?p=8648#comment-1074083 The creepy-looking child will enjoy the flavor of the partially-removed plastic wrap. The creepy-looking child will enjoy the flavor of the partially-removed plastic wrap.

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