If he can smell her bad breath on the love letters she writes him, then I suppose this would make sense. Otherwise, stop dating dicks.
I’d have loved to see the brainstorming session for this:
“See, it’s a toothpaste ad, so we need a good postal joke.”
“It stamps out bad breath!”
“I never want to lett’er open’er mouth!”
“I keep waiting, but no one ever delivers my male!”
“Bill and I are going to envELOPE!”
“I’m tired of express males, all I really want is an overnight delivery.”
Also, I keep seeing “Guess my male has gone ashtray!”
Guess My Male Has Gone A-stray
Sue: DICK MUST BE WRITING LOVE LETTERS TO SOMEBODY ELSE THESE DAYS!
Friend: SUE, BAD BREATH CANCELS MALES – BUT FAST! AND THAT’S NO PUN, HON! TALK TO YOUR DENTIST, WON’T YOU?
Dentist: JUST ONE BRUSHING WITH COLGATE DENTAL CREAM REMOVES UP TO 85% OF THE BACTERIA THAT CAUSE BAD BREATH! SCIENTIFIC TESTS PROVE THAT COLGATE’S INSTANTLY STOPS BAD BREATH IN 7 OUT OF 10 CASES THAT ORIGINATE IN THE MOUTH!
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