Nothing says “I love you” more than a vacuum. Well except maybe a festive plunger or toilet brush.
Though, holy crap those are expensive! In 2010 dollars the middle one would cost about $1,200. Nowadays that would get you a Dyson that rides on top of a herd of Roombas.
Give Her a Hoover
and you give her the best
Nearly 700,000 husbands have given the Hoover for Christmas
It’s the all ’round gift for all the year ’round, to make cleaning easier for every woman who owns it.
This Christmas there’s a Hoover Cleaning Ensemble for every house and house wife. It’s the new idea—rug and furniture cleaner in one ensemble. Saves her strength —easier to use —made with magnesium, one-third lighter than aluminum. Saves her time—converts instantly from rug to furniture cleaner. Read the rest of this entry »
Sadly these quack cures are still ridiculously popular.
Also, despite all of his fantastical ideas, Hugo Gernsback was an excellent debunker.
Scientific Frauds
By HUGO GERNSBACK
IT would seem that, in this enlightened age, the public should be sufficiently educated not to fall prey to the multitude of scientific quackeries which still abound.
With the public pretty well accustomed to science, there would seem to be no excuse for these latter-day swindles which are still being practiced all over the country; but, strange as it may seem, there is still a great amount of business being done by various individuals and companies who make a specialty of thus exploiting the public.
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Spraying Mantis is a fantastic name for a crop duster.
SCIENCE ON WINGS
By JOHN FOSTER, JR.
PROPHETS OF WING LOAD Not long ago, a well-known engineer declared flatly that it would be impossible to get airplanes above a 40-pound wing loading. By that he meant we could never get off the ground if the weight of the airplane and its load exceeded 40 pounds for every square foot of wing area. Actually that figure was topped some time ago, but conservatives then said we’d never get above 80 pounds. Read the rest of this entry »
And if you chip some teeth off a few of the gears you end up with Momento.
Robot With Mechanical Brain Thinks Up Story Plots
FORMERLY robots were merely mechanical devices that could perform a variety of stunts under the guidance of a human being, but now a robot has made its appearance that thinks, has a soul of a kind, creative imagination, and other qualities necessary for writing a modern stereotyped short story. Read the rest of this entry »