Give Cigarettes as a Christmas Present (Dec, 1940)
Apparently twenty years after this article, it was alright for women to smoke.
for Christmas … give the cigarette that satisfies
A carton of Chesterfields with their MILDER BETTER TASTE will give your friends more pleasure than anything else you can buy for the money.
The attractive Gift Carton that says Merry Christmas
“Sugar-Coated” Electricity Builds Strength and Health (Mar, 1922)
Yum, sugar-coated electricity.
If you would like to learn more about these miraculous devices, this site has some good info. They also have some available for sale. Or just pick one up on ebay.
With health insurance rates going through the roof, can you really afford NOT to have your own Violet Ray machine?
“Sugar-Coated” Electricity Builds Strength and Health
Absolutely shockless and painless, overcomes nervousness, banishes aches and pains, renews the vigor of youth and builds healthy, well-developed bodies
Thousands of volts of stimulating, up-building, high frequency electricityâ€”as painless and pleasant as a ray of sunshineâ€”can be sprayed into any weak, diseased or under-developed part of your body. Instantly you will feel its healing, strengthening, tonic effect. You will feel the warm, fresh blood surge to the treated part, bringing with it the tissue-building and disease-fighting forces that Nature provides. Poisons and diseased tissues will be washed away, pains and inflammations relieved and the part treated will be nourished and strengthened. It literally helps Nature build new bodies.
The Truth About RECTAL DISORDERS (Sep, 1950)
This ad would be perfect for a caption contest, but unfortunately it would be almost impossible to come up with anything funnier than the actual text.
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