HAVE YOU HEARD THE NEW SOUND OF ACCURACY?
It’s the hushed hum of ACCUTRON!
ACCUTRON-so revolutionary-so accurate, it’s the first timepiece in history that’s guaranteed 99.9977% accurate on your wrist!
Put your ear to the new Accutron and listen carefully. It doesn’t tick, it hums softly (in F sharp).
How very progressive.
And yes, I know that’s not what they meant.
A Gay Family
by Ethel Boileau
This delightful book has now become one of the most popular novels of the present season.
As one of the readers of this book expressed it, “‘A Gay Family’ appeals to those of us who enjoy a well written and unusually entertaining story about nice people. It is definitely a book for nice people who have breeding and character and culture.
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Why the microfilmer is as important as the billing machine!
In thousands of retail and wholesale businesses today, you’ll find a Recordak microfilmer working side-by-side with billing machines— doing away with descriptions on bills… and reducing posting time by 85%!
The routine is this easy: billing clerks in retail stores, for example, post only the totals of sales checks, credits and returns on the bill.
I apologize if there are errors in the transcription. OCRing this thing was a nightmare.
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taste the Big Bright Flavor
Sizzly, juicy hot dogs like this frankly deserve Del Monte® Catsup— it makes every bite a banquet. We start with fresh-picked tomatoes, add secret spices, blend with our own pineapple distilled vinegar.
That’s why the flavor is rich and robust, big and bright! That’s why Del Monte Catsup makes everything from beans and burgers to spareribs and stew taste even better! Try it soon in the Family Size bottle.
I’m pretty sure that if Sunbeam printed this ad today they would be sued by people burning their fingers by the end of the week.
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Until you’ve used Sunbeam Ironmaster, you’ve no idea how much faster and easier ironing can be. No waiting for it to heat up—it’s ready to go in a split minute, and always delivers the correct, steady heat for whatever fabric you’re ironing. That’s why you finish quicker, feeling fresher with a Sunbeam on the job.
How I Learned JUJITSU
In 30 Minutes And My Sensational Experience in Using It By Kirtland Bowen
“KIRT, I’m a Pink-eyed Hyena if that follow weighed more than 125 pounds! Yet the little cuss made big ‘Tubby’ Williams seem like a paralyzed hippopotamus!”
This was but part of the highly colored description Steve Clark gave me of the match at the Athletic Club the night before. But the whole story certainly struck a responsive chord in me. As a matter of fact any story in which a little fellow got the better of a bigger and stronger man always had an extraordinary fascination for me.
Want to listen to the stars? Do it with steel wire!
The University of Illinois will soon begin operating a mammoth radio telescope to map and catalog radiation from galaxies that are invisible to optical telescopes. The findings will throw further light on the evolution of stars and perhaps help solve other mysteries of the universe.