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GET A LIZNITE 10 CENTS A DAY (Oct, 1921)

GET A LIZNITE 10 CENTS A DAY

Some Facts Worth Knowing— Liznite Gem Rings are different from any others you have seen or read about. They are hand-made, hand engraved, extra heavy, real art creations that last a lifetime. Liznite Gems sparkle and glow with the real fire and brilliance of diamonds so that even experts can scarcely detect the difference. We guarantee this and invite you to prove our claims at our risk.

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Why the microfilmer is as important as the billing machine! (Oct, 1961)

Why the microfilmer is as important as the billing machine!

In thousands of retail and wholesale businesses today, you’ll find a Recordak microfilmer working side-by-side with billing machines— doing away with descriptions on bills… and reducing posting time by 85%!

The routine is this easy: billing clerks in retail stores, for example, post only the totals of sales checks, credits and returns on the bill.

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GAIN WEIGHT! STOP BEING SKINNY AND TIRED! (Nov, 1959)

I apologize if there are errors in the transcription. OCRing this thing was a nightmare.

GAIN WEIGHT! STOP BEING SKINNY AND TIRED!

Amazing Scientific Plan Adds New Attractive Pounds and Inches

AS FAST AS YOU WANT… OR YOU PAY NOTHING!

START GAINING WEIGHT TODAY . . . AND KEEP ON GAINING HEALTHY POUNDS AND INCHES!

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GET WILDROOT CREAM-OIL CHARLIE (Jan, 1954)

GET WILDROOT CREAM-OIL CHARLIE

DON’T GET LEFT-GET WILDROOT CREAM-OIL. KEEPS HAIR GROOMED NATURALLY ALL DAY WITHOUT GREASINESS. NO DRYIN6 ALCOHOL, NO HARSH SYNTHETICS. CONTAINS NATURE’S MAGIC LANOLIN, SO MUCH LIKE THE NATURAL OIL OF YOUR HAIR AND SCALP. TRY A BOTTLE OR HANDY TUBE TODAY.
29c and 59c

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Del Monte Catsup – taste the Big Bright Flavor (Nov, 1963)

taste the Big Bright Flavor

Sizzly, juicy hot dogs like this frankly deserve Del Monte® Catsup— it makes every bite a banquet. We start with fresh-picked tomatoes, add secret spices, blend with our own pineapple distilled vinegar.

That’s why the flavor is rich and robust, big and bright! That’s why Del Monte Catsup makes everything from beans and burgers to spareribs and stew taste even better! Try it soon in the Family Size bottle.

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Sunbeam DOUBLE AUTOMATIC IRONMASTER (Jun, 1949)

I’m pretty sure that if Sunbeam printed this ad today they would be sued by people burning their fingers by the end of the week.

Sunbeam DOUBLE AUTOMATIC IRONMASTER

You’ve got it Under Your Thumb!

Hot in 30 seconds

HEATS QUICKER, STAYS HOTTER, IRONS FASTER

Until you’ve used Sunbeam Ironmaster, you’ve no idea how much faster and easier ironing can be. No waiting for it to heat up—it’s ready to go in a split minute, and always delivers the correct, steady heat for whatever fabric you’re ironing. That’s why you finish quicker, feeling fresher with a Sunbeam on the job.

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How I Learned JUJITSU (Oct, 1921)

How I Learned JUJITSU

In 30 Minutes And My Sensational Experience in Using It By Kirtland Bowen

“KIRT, I’m a Pink-eyed Hyena if that follow weighed more than 125 pounds! Yet the little cuss made big ‘Tubby’ Williams seem like a paralyzed hippopotamus!”

This was but part of the highly colored description Steve Clark gave me of the match at the Athletic Club the night before. But the whole story certainly struck a responsive chord in me. As a matter of fact any story in which a little fellow got the better of a bigger and stronger man always had an extraordinary fascination for me.

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Want to listen to the stars? Do it with steel wire! (Oct, 1961)

Want to listen to the stars? Do it with steel wire!

The University of Illinois will soon begin operating a mammoth radio telescope to map and catalog radiation from galaxies that are invisible to optical telescopes. The findings will throw further light on the evolution of stars and perhaps help solve other mysteries of the universe.

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THE UNSEEN COURIERS OF THE SPOKEN WORD (Jul, 1931)

THE UNSEEN COURIERS OF THE SPOKEN WORD

The familiar telephone that stands upon your desk at the office or in your home is only a very small part of the great communication system that enables you to talk across the miles with such surprising ease.

Behind it are complicated exchanges, a carefully trained organization of more than four hundred thousand men and women and eighty million miles of wire. These are the forces that make efficient telephone service possible. These are the unseen couriers of the spoken word.

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Squibb Angle Toothbrush (Jun, 1949)

I thought that angled toothbrushes were a more modern invention. The ads when I was a kid always made it seem that way… Imagine, advertisers lying to me!

Squibb Angle Toothbrush

gets at back teeth easily… comfortably

bent like a dentist’s mirror
to reach more places

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