.How “Jack the Weakling” SLAUGHTERED THE “DANCE-FLOOR HOG”!
I Can Make You A New Man, Too —in Only 15 Minutes A Day!
HAVE YOU ever felt like Jack—absolutely fed up with having bigger, huskier fellows “push you around”?
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I’m pretty sure the “special, mood-brightening medication” was just caffeine.
.Slave TO PERIODIC PAIN
Every month Sue was a slave to functional menstrual distress. Now she just takes Midol and goes her way in comfort because Midol tablets contain:
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Yellowing is out
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No. And if they did, I’m pretty sure “internal bathing” wouldn’t help.
.Do Nine Out of Ten Persons Commit Suicide?
Why do apparently strong, healthy looking men and women die too young?
Do you get up in the morning full of “Pep” and in a few hours find yourself “all in”?
It’s interesting how much more reliable cars have gotten since this time. The fact that a company would advertise the fact they had a 12 year 12,000 mile warranty is kind of sad. And this is AMC, not company that was particularly famous for reliability. Current warranty terms from auto-makers implies abit more confidence in their products.
.Six serious reasons for owning a fun-to-drive AMC Gremlin X.
1. Good performance and fuel economy is provided by the peppy 4-cylinder engine and 4-speed gear box. EPA estimated mileage ratings: 35 highway; 22 city; 27 combined.*
2. Sporty Levi’s® fabric bucket seats.
3. Extra width to give you plenty of road-hugging stability plus interior room and comfort.
Incidentally, this was the original title of Paula Broadwell’s Petraeus biography.
.GIVING HER THE GUN!
IN 1929, Mulford Scull became National Amateur Champion. This year he made a clean sweep of the Class “A” Outboard events at the Miami Regatta. The trophies he’s won in his years of racing fill a room.
Jolts, vibration, nervous tension — are all part of what an outboard driver undergoes.
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How often you’ve longed to see for yourself the awe of Egypt’s pyramids—the beauties of the gorgeous Mediterranean sunset— the squalor of China’s ancient cities! Now you can do it—travel the whole world at will, all your expenses paid. Every one of your expenses of travel will be paid for you—you won’t be out a cent of your own. And you can draw a good salary besides!
.MIND OVER MATTERS
Life’s full of little problems.
Everyone faces them… the business-man trying to figure out current inventory or accounts receivables. The home cook who wants to cut down a recipe for 8 to serve only 5. Or the language student trying to learn the difference between “gesundheit” and “gemutlichkeit.”
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