November 14, 2006

Giant Coffee Urn In Service (Mar, 1938)

Filed under: Impractical, Kitchen — @ 1:51 pm
Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Mar, 1938
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That looks pretty dangerous.

Giant Coffee Urn In Service
THE U. S. Coast Guard base at New London, Connecticut, has been provided with a coffee urn which is believed to be the largest ever constructed. It holds 60 gallons of water and the handle on its cover is just within reach of an average size girl. The big coffee maker is the center of attraction on cold nights for men returning from chilly excursions aboard patrol boats.

November 12, 2006

Hinged Fins Strapped to Legs Aid in Treading Water (Jan, 1932)

Filed under: Impractical — @ 12:56 pm
Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Jan, 1932
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Hinged Fins Strapped to Legs Aid in Treading Water

ABOUT the strangest thing yet in the way of contraptions for walking on water recently appeared in Catalina Island, California. Consisting of a set of three flipper-like discs attached to the lower leg, the device gets its water treading power from the mechanical arrangement whereby the flippers spread out on the down stroke to catch hold of the water, and fold up out of the way as the leg comes upward. The results of the test, conducted by Albert E. Arnold, noted swimming coach, is indicated in his remark, “I’ll still use boats for a while.”

October 31, 2006

Invisibility At Last Within Grasp of Man (Oct, 1936)

Filed under: Impractical, Sign of the Times — @ 12:29 pm
Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Oct, 1936
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Something tells me Modern Mechanix got scammed on this one. My guess is the two Hungarian guys got some investment funding and then vanished into thin air along with the cash.

Invisibility At Last Within Grasp of Man

by A.L. White

Two Hungarian scientists solve age-old quest with devices worthy of Arabian nights wizards.

SUPPOSE that out onto a stage come eight chorus girls performing an intricate dance. Gradually something seems to happen, the heads, faces, and upper parts of the bodies of the girls seem to be disappearing. In fact, little by little they do become invisible to the audience until at last only eight pairs of legs are seen gracefully skipping about on the stage in perfect rhythm. You rub your eyes and begin to think you’d better see an oculist right away, but while you are worrying about it, back into your vision come the eight girls, wholly there and dancing gaily as though they had not just given you the shock of a lifetime. Or suppose again that a girl is sitting atop a piano, singing. The piano begins to fade from sight; finally the girl is left sitting in midair, nonchalantly swinging her feet and blithely singing, as though her perch was perfectly substantial.
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October 27, 2006

Safety Belt Makes Chair Safe Seat for Child (Apr, 1942)

Filed under: Impractical, Scary, Toys and Games — @ 11:34 am
Source: Popular Science ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Apr, 1942
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Is this a safety device or an instrument of torture? It seems pretty cruel to strap the kid into a chair so that when his toy falls on the ground, which it undoubtedly will, it rests just out of reach. Also, I’m sure that if he tries hard enough the boy could find a way to strangle himself.

Safety Belt Makes Chair Safe Seat for Child

IF it weren’t for the safety belt holding him to the chair, Jimmie, here, would probably take a spill in his efforts to reach that toy horse. Then some one would have to pick him up and put him back. It could go on for hours. But all this can be eliminated by use of a recently patented safety strap which fits over his shoulders and around his waist like a double Sam Browne belt. The ends are securely attached to the chair legs. The strap allows him plenty of movement, yet prevents him from toppling.

October 23, 2006

Woman Invents Dimple Machine (Oct, 1936)

Filed under: Impractical, Personal Appearance — @ 3:35 pm
Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Oct, 1936
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Woman Invents Dimple Machine

DIMPLES are now made to order! These aids to beauty can be produced as the result of a new invention
by Isabella Gilbert of Rochester, N. Y. The device consists of a face-fitting spring carrying two tiny knobs which press into the cheeks.

October 14, 2006

Head Measurements Help To Identify Criminals (Jul, 1939)

Filed under: Crime and Police, Impractical — @ 11:05 am
Source: Popular Science ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Jul, 1939
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Head Measurements Help To Identify Criminals

A device long used by hat stores, to measure the size and shape of a customer’s head, now helps police of Norwalk, Conn., to identify criminals. According to sponsors of the new method,who use it in conjunction with fingerprinting, no two men have heads of exactly the same shape. Therefore, the perforated contour patterns produced by the device will afford a check on a suspect’s identity, and may prove particularly valuable if he has attempted to alter his fingerprints by chemical or surgical means. Since he cannot change the contour of his skull, this would remain as a telltale clew to his identity.

October 9, 2006

Wanted: Men to Sell Sunbeams (Nov, 1931)

Filed under: Impractical, Just Weird — @ 1:59 pm
Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Nov, 1931
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I suppose this is technically possible if the box contained a Bose-Einstein condensate, but I have my doubts.

Wanted: Men to Sell Sunbeams
PLANS to market sunbeams, containing quantities of healthful ultra-violet rays with vitamines, have been put forward by the University of Cincinnati. The rays are put up in small packages, and are filtered out with quartz or other transparent substances.

September 12, 2006

Report of Fake Revolver Frightens Away Auto Bandits (Dec, 1932)

Filed under: Crime and Police, Impractical — @ 6:32 am
Source: Modern Mechanix ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Dec, 1932
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Report of Fake Revolver Frightens Away Auto Bandits
PROTECTION against the motor bandit is the aim of this new gadget that looks like a regular pistol and fits under the steering column of an automobile. Actually, though, the weapon is operated by compressed air, yet without a bullet. The report is loud enough to frighten away a holdup man, who believes he is being shot at. It is in popular use in England and may be carried by payment of a small fee for which the owner receives a postoffice license.

September 6, 2006

Two-Headed TV Set Displays Two Different Shows at Once (Mar, 1954)

Filed under: Impractical, Television — @ 10:38 am
Source: Popular Science ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Mar, 1954
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Sharp reintroduced this idea last year with the Dual View, an LCD that allows two viewers to see different images depending on their viewing angle. Though frankly I think the glasses make this one look much cooler. Even the dog has a pair.

Two-Headed TV Set Displays Two Different Shows at Once

Two people can enjoy different TV programs at the same time with a new set. The experimental Du Mont Duoscopic is actually two receivers in one cabinet, with two chassis, two sets of controls and two viewing tubes mounted at right angles (inset). A semitransparent mirror superimposes the two pictures, but each viewer sees only one show by watching through polarizing spectacles. Earphones handle the sound.

September 3, 2006

Sunken Pillboxes Guarded Jap Coast (Mar, 1947)

Filed under: Impractical, Nautical, War — @ 2:37 am
Source: Popular Science ( More articles from this issue )
Issue: Mar, 1947
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I find this rather hard to believe. It doesn’t seem practical, nor does it seem that 40 people would be neccessary to man 3 torpedo tubes.

Sunken Pillboxes Guarded Jap Coast
Japan’s anti-invasion line went out under water at Tokyo Bay. Pillboxes were built into the hulls of sunken ships and equipped with three torpedo tubes and a sound detector. Each pillbox held 40 to 50
men who were relieved every 10 days. Food was canned; oxygen, bottled.

August 26, 2006

Filter Pipe Is Smoked Through a Cigarette (Nov, 1939)

Filed under: Impractical, Scary — @ 11:17 am
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Issue: Nov, 1939
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This is brilliant marketing by the tobacco industry. Convince people that it is healthier to smoke their pipe tobacco through cigarette tobacco. There really should be some way to fit a cigar in here too.

Filter Pipe Is Smoked Through a Cigarette
More than eighty percent of the nicotine in tobacco smoke is said to be removed by a filter pipe recently announced. Smoke drawn from the pipe bowl to the mouthpiece passes through two halves of a cigarette, which act as filters to absorb most of the nicotine.

August 23, 2006

U.S. Navy Blimps Learn New Role for Sea Rescues (Mar, 1940)

Filed under: Aviation, Impractical, Nautical — @ 9:45 am
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Issue: Mar, 1940
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Seems like that would be a pretty slow rescue…

U.S. Navy Blimps Learn New Role for Sea Rescues
With the aid of new airship inventions, U. S. Navy blimps can now “anchor” ” 100 feet above the sea, and pick up ill sailors or victims of shipwreck. A circular disk called a “drogue,” dropped into the sea at the end of a cable, keeps the craft’s nose pointed steadily into the wind. Read the rest of this entry »

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