For some reason this reminds me of a scene from Johnny Dangerously where Danny DeVito is trying to bribe the D.A. and one of the things he offers him is a new automatic oven that can “cook a turkey in less than a day!”.
Berlin-New York Round Trip Takes Less Than Two Days
Forty-four hours and forty-six minutes from Berlin to New York and back again. Eight thousand miles over land and ocean in a four-motored land plane. That was the record written into the aviation books by the German air liner “Brandenburg” which, with its crew of four, made the first westward crossing of the Atlantic nonstop from the German capital to New York and then turned around to beat the previous record for the eastbound trip. Read the rest of this entry »
Doesn’t this look like a Beastie Boys video?
Airmen Test Asbestos Suits
CLAIMED to provide considerable protection against the danger of flames from an airplane afire in mid-air, asbestos flying suits are being tested by pilots of the British Royal Air Force. The suits are light in weight and, as can be seen from the photo, do not restrict physical movement.
I love the fact that Popular Mechanics thought this was newsworthy.
Skeleton Is Adopted as Symbol by Fliers of “Jinx” Air Fleet
To show their unbelief in the influence the squadron number thirteen may have on the luck of the unit, aviators of the organization have adopted the skeleton as their insigne. Each airplane is adorned with a large, bright painting of the “grim reaper,” scythe in hand, which can be readily seen at considerable distance. One of the craft bearing the symbol was successfully piloted through a severe storm and landed at the home field without damage to operators or ship.
That’s kind of creepy.
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