Cocktails? Just Tune Them In! (Mar, 1940)
So theoretically I should be able to get high by sticking my head in the microwave? Sweet.
Cocktails? Just Tune Them In!
“Cocktails by radio” may become a reality, one radio authority states. A high-frequency radio transmitter which induces heat in anything placed in the path of its waves will be used to stimulate circulation in the brain, providing a harmless stimulation.
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Just take off your aluminum foil hat first.
(I set my hair on fire when I forgot to do that once)
One question.
What has this got to do with cocktails?
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COCKTAIL! FRUIT!
Both will give you a buzz!
Good thing it’s harmless.