Condon’s New Early Coreless Carrot (Feb, 1937)

Those carrots look a lot like the balloons you use to make balloon animals out of.

Condon’s New Early Coreless Carrot

Contains healthful vitamins. Thrives everywhere. Gardeners say finest carrot cultivated. Returns off $700 per acre reported. To Introduce this fine vegetable and our Superior Pure Bred Seeds and Plants we will mail you 125 Seeds and Our Big 1937 Illustrated Catalog FREE.

Send 3c stamp to cover postage.

  1. Charlene says: February 11, 20104:14 pm

    Nice to see that the Condon carrot appears to have a reservoir tip.

  2. Firebrand38 says: February 11, 20104:38 pm

    Charlene: Badum ching!

  3. Jari says: February 11, 20107:41 pm

    Tsk, tsk, tsk 😀 Doesn’t anyone of you grow carrots? Remember the funny varietes with, ehhh… “appendages”

  4. AshleyZ says: February 11, 20108:56 pm

    Why would anyone make a coreless carrot? The core is the best part.

  5. RatherAmusing says: February 12, 20107:47 am

    @AshleyZ too right! I was just thinking that, the core is the sweetest part of the carrot, everything else tastes bad.

  6. rick says: February 12, 20102:27 pm

    @AshleyZ “The core is the best part.”

    Tastes like chicken.


  7. Firebrand38 says: February 12, 20102:32 pm

    rick: Cue the applause

  8. Myles says: February 12, 20107:18 pm

    They spelled “condom” wrong! Yeah I know, late to the party.

  9. Firebrand38 says: February 12, 20107:20 pm

    Myles: Cue the applause

  10. Richard @ The Bewildered Brit says: February 16, 20106:35 pm

    Why would you want a coreless carrot? That’s like an airless balloon!!!!

  11. Firebrand38 says: February 16, 20107:10 pm

    Richard @ The Bewildered Brit: People buy airless balloons all the time (but you knew that).

    Or did you want to buy 1440 balloons already inflated?

  12. docca says: February 17, 20107:25 pm

    Someone actually sent the “3c stamp”:…

    And yes, Firebrand38, I know it’s not the “1937 Illustrated Catalog”. Stop ruining people’s fun.

  13. Firebrand38 says: February 17, 20107:41 pm

    docca: Stop pointing out dumb analogies? That ain’t gonna happen. Just trying to keep everyone intellectually honest.
    If you think that misstatements of fact are funny then you need to check out Glenn Beck (and yeah, I know he cries a lot over misstatements of fact).

  14. katey says: February 17, 201010:43 pm

    How the hell did this turn into Glenn Beck promotion?

    Anyways, I was going to post “I hope the rest of the “big, illustrated catalog” is this sexy” but apparently we’re all over the age of 12, so I’ll take it back.

  15. Firebrand38 says: February 18, 201012:17 am

    katey: If you thought that was a promotion you didn’t click on the link that I provided.

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