Guess My Male Has Gone A-stray (Sep, 1953)

If he can smell her bad breath on the love letters she writes him, then I suppose this would make sense. Otherwise, stop dating dicks.

I’d have loved to see the brainstorming session for this:

“See, it’s a toothpaste ad, so we need a good postal joke.”

“It stamps out bad breath!”
“I never want to lett’er open’er mouth!”
“I keep waiting, but no one ever delivers my male!”
“Bill and I are going to envELOPE!”
“I’m tired of express males, all I really want is an overnight delivery.”

Also, I keep seeing “Guess my male has gone ashtray!”

Guess My Male Has Gone A-stray

Sue: DICK MUST BE WRITING LOVE LETTERS TO SOMEBODY ELSE THESE DAYS!

Friend: SUE, BAD BREATH CANCELS MALES – BUT FAST! AND THAT’S NO PUN, HON! TALK TO YOUR DENTIST, WON’T YOU?

Dentist: JUST ONE BRUSHING WITH COLGATE DENTAL CREAM REMOVES UP TO 85% OF THE BACTERIA THAT CAUSE BAD BREATH! SCIENTIFIC TESTS PROVE THAT COLGATE’S INSTANTLY STOPS BAD BREATH IN 7 OUT OF 10 CASES THAT ORIGINATE IN THE MOUTH!

Just one brushing with Colgate’s removes up to 85% of decay-causing bacteria! And if you really want to prevent decay, be sure to follow the best home method known—the Colgate way of brushing teeth right after eating!

LATER—Thanks to Colgate Dental Cream

Sue: MY PEN PAL’S BACK WITH LOVE AND KISSES, WHICH PROVES THAT COLGATE SELDOM MISSES!

Now! ONE Brushing With COLGATE DENTAL CREAM Removes Up To 85% Of Decay and Odor-Causing Bacteria!

Only The Colgate Way Does All Three! CLEANS YOUR BREATH while it CLEANS YOUR TEETH and STOPS MOST TOOTH DECAY!

COLGATE RIBBON DENTAL CREAM GIVES YOU A CLEANER, FRESHER MOUTH ALL DAY LONG!

2 comments
  1. Toronto says: December 9, 20109:30 pm

    Brush it on to avoid the brush-off.

  2. spacecoyote says: December 10, 20109:38 pm

    I don’t want to know about the cases that *don’t* originate in the mouth…

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