I wish I could gain flesh (Dec, 1934)

A SKINNY man hasn’t a chance. I wish I could gain flesh.
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Day after day, as you take Ironized Yeast, watch flat chest develop, skinny limbs round out attractively. Skin clears, new health comes—you’re a new person.

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5 comments
  1. Stannous says: June 16, 20064:20 pm

    He’s going to end up with an asterix next to any pick-up records he sets.
    Notice where she’s looking:
    She may be interested in ‘firm flesh,’ some extra girth and ‘solid, good-looking pounds’ but it doesn’t look like it’s his chest she’s thinking about.

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  3. Barun Gurung says: August 8, 20098:48 am

    I want gain some more weight and flesh in my body so that i can build my body. At present , I am 52 kg and my age is 27. Please advise.

  4. Bishwajeet Mazumdar says: March 28, 201012:56 pm

    KINDLY SUGGEST ME HOW CAN i GET IT FROM INDIA AND PLZ MENTION THE PRICE ALSO

    THANKS AND RGDS,
    BISHWAJEET

  5. Firebrand38 says: March 28, 20101:01 pm

    Bishwajeet Mazumdar: Don’t write in all caps skinny!

    By the by…you do know that you are responding to an ad from 1934? Don’t tell me, you work in Amazon customer service, right?

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