If a Jelly Fish Could Slap a Rat in the Face (Mar, 1924)
What does this guy have against rats, and how does he know jelly fish share his opinion? I have arms and a backbone, yet I have no desire to slap a rat in the face. Also, why wouldn’t the jelly fish just sting the rat. Many of them are poisonous.
Later in the ad Mr. Ratslapper promises that “Your lungs will start pumping real oxygen into your blood”. To me this should be the headline. I mean, where did this fake oxygen come from? Is it a conspiratorial plot by the dioxy industrial complex? Should we be scared?
If a Jelly Fish Could Slap a Rat in the Face
he would do it. But he can’t. He has no arms. Neither does he have a backbone. How much worse off is a man who was given a good backbone and a pair of armsâ€” and won’t use them.
We excuse the jelly fish. He never had anything to work on. But there is no excuse for a flabby, round-shouldered and flat-chested specimen of a man. You were given a perfect framework for a body. You were meant to rule the world, but there is hardly an animal alive which does not show better sense than you do.
Cut It Out, Fellows
Brace up and be the man you were meant to be. Don’t try to imitate a jelly fish. Get some pep into you and make a real He man out of yourself. Come on and let me help you. I’ll shoot a thrill into you that will make your old spine quiver with excitement. I’ll build up that chest, broaden those shoulders and give you the huge, muscular arms of an athlete. And that’s not all. Your lungs will start pumping real oxygen into your blood, purifying your entire system. Those old cobwebs in your brain will disappear. Your eyes will radiate the life within you. You will have a spring to your step, and every move you make will show new life and energy.
It’s Not Too Late
I don’t care what your present condition is. The weaker you are, the more noticeable the results. All you need is a framework and enough ambition left to say “I’m ready. Let’s go!” I’m going to put one full inch on your arms in just 30 days. Yes, and two inches on your chest. But that’s only a starter. Then watch ‘em grow. I’ll put pep into your old backbone and build up every muscle on your body so that your own friends won’t know you. This is no idle talk, fellows. I don’t promise these thingsâ€”I guarantee them. Come on then and make me prove it. That’s what I like.
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