Inflatable Shorts (Aug, 1971)

Here’s the easy, effective way to trim down waist, abdomen, hips, thighs!

New Inflatable Air Shorts provide pneumatic support plus massage to help you slenderize where you need it most!

This may well be the easiest, most comfortable trim-down method you’ve ever tried. All you do is slip into these astounding new slenderizing shorts and inflate them with the little hand pump we provide. Then merely do a few simple exercises, housework or any usual daily activity. What happens after that is likely to amaze you. The puffy, snug-fitting pockets of air which surround you actually work to provide gentle pneumatic support plus effective massage while they generate additional body heat.

Guaranteed Results!

You’ll notice the improvement almost immediately in four vital areas. Yes, we guarantee it! Your Inflatable Air Shorts must help you trim down your waist, abdomen, hips and thighs . . . must help you look slimmer and younger, faster than you’d believe possible — or your purchase price refunded without question!
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Take advantage of this unusual no-risk opportunity. Inflatable Air Shorts were originally sold at $9.99. Our direct-by-mail price is only $6.99. (You save $3.00!) One size fits both men and women.
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9 comments
  1. o4tuna says: February 12, 200611:51 am

    hehehe!
    I remember those. One of my parents had a pair. Not sure which one, never saw either one wearing them.

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  3. adipex says: November 8, 20075:41 am

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  4. Landtat says: December 10, 20075:34 am

    My trunks inflate too! Every time I break wind.

  5. asshat says: May 17, 200812:00 pm

    looks like a ball squeezer

  6. Chris says: May 28, 20097:49 pm

    I actually have a pair of these, still in the original box. $100.

  7. Chris says: May 28, 20097:49 pm

    Really. I do.

  8. Toronto says: May 28, 200910:20 pm

    Chris: That box would have to be hermetically sealed! The market for used rubber underpants is pretty small.

  9. landinwinkis12 says: November 19, 20137:21 pm

    Hahahaha oncore

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