by Greyhound THE COST: Lowest of all! THE REWARD: A grand trip, scenic enjoyment, glowing health! Make this winter out from the cheerless, chilly ones of other years. Acquire a radiant sun tan on the warm sands of Florida, the Gulf Coast or California. Do it on the most modest income, at little more cost than staying home!
Tartar doesn’t worry me! NOW I CLEAN INSIDE WITH Tek Tooth Brush • Tartar forms where old-style brushes fail to reach—back of the front teeth. See how Tek fits and cleans inside as surely as outside. Guaranteed. Tek Jr. for children. Johnson + Johnson
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Two things: a) I’m not sure they could have come up with a more offensive picture to represent the cook in the last panel. b) Dick Hyman. Really? It’s the Law! BY Dick hyman In Collingswood, N. J., dogs are forbidden by ordinance to bark between the hours of 8 PM. and 6 A.M. An [...]
TO help retain the peak of sunny summer health—to help maintain rugged resistance to winter colds and sickness— drink Schlitz, with Sunshine Vitamin D. As the summer sun heads south; as days grow shorter and stormier—we get less and less of sunshine's benefits. Likewise, our ordinary foods are lacking in Sunshine Vitamin D, so essential to robust vitality.
Here's the greatest team on earth—a fast-charging line of 36 all-American girls from 17 states, combining clockwork precision with beauty, brains, and rhythm By THOMAS SUGRUE EVER since Lord Cornwallis turned his cutlery over to George Washington a certain type of American has been complaining about our lack of culture. We do not appreciate opera; we do not patronize the Russian ballet; we are not greatly interested in monumental literary achievements. We are a crude people, and we'd rather watch a bobbed-haired blues singer build contralto innuendoes into an Irving Berlin lyric than listen to the best opera singer interpret the dismal fate of Isolde. This, to the patrons of the arts, is a sad and shocking thing. It is a sore subject with youngsters, this culture business. They feel, when they slip off to a musical comedy or a movie, that they ought to be attending the opera or a dance recital. But they would rather see a movie. They would rather see, for instance, the Rockettes.
THE very boys who used to seek her out, now match to see who will be "stuck" to take her home. That's what halitosis (bad breath) can do to a girl, without her ever suspecting the reason for the sudden change in her fortunes. Too bad that this offensive condition doesn't announce itself to the victim instead of to the victim's friends.
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She evades close-ups... Dingy teeth and tender gums destroy her charm... She ignored the warning of "Pink Tooth Brush" WHEREVER she goes, whatever she does, admiring and envious eyes follow this lovely girlâ€”until she smiles! And then, shock and disillusionment and only the ghost of beauty. It seems impossible that one so fair and so fastidious should let dingy teeth and tender gums cloud her loveliness. And yet how often it happensâ€”and how often you have seen it happen.
Why let bad breath interfere with success â€” with happiness? It's so easy to be safe when you realize that by far the most common cause of bad breath is . . . improperly cleaned teeth! Authorities say decaying food and acid deposits, in hidden crevices between the teeth, are the source of most unpleasant mouth odorsâ€”of dull, dingy teeth â€” and of much tooth decay.
Smart cellophane wrappings hide something thrillingly new in helpfulness. Lucky woman! Her husband's giving her the Hoover One Fifty Cleaning Ensemble... the first basically new cleaner in 10 years. Now she'll clean everything as she goes ... rug-and-furniture cleaner in one ensemble, instantly convertible.
Damn that Hilda! Making her eat canned chow mein. Who do you think she’s on the phone with? Her lover? Come on over. It’s Hildas night off so we’ll have LA CHOY CHOW MEIN The most versatile food for maid’s-night-out. . . . Ready to serve, delightful to savor … La Choy Chow Mein and [...]
Laugh follows laugh as Eddie Cantor quips his way through the Texaco program. A final barrage of puns . . . and Eddie and his stooges say "Good-bye" until another Sunday. Then . . . quicker than you can say "Parkyakarkus" ... a flick of your fingers twirls the Philco Automatic Tuning Dial to another station for a rapid-fire review of the news. No need to wait to hear if you are sharply tuned.
WE'LL LET YOU IN ON A SECRET... If you want to change grouches to grins â€” give that man of yours Del Monte Pineapple Juice. Cater to his fondness for flavor. Men like the rich, ripe taste of this juice â€” the definite pineapple flavor it has. They like its freshnessâ€”the bracing refreshment it always brings.
- Every morning after he shaved, he applied skin tonic and gave his face a vigorous massage. He could grow a heavy beard on short notice. But... he neglected his hair. Dandruff is a menace that must be fought... and whipped, if you would stop excessive hair loss... allay irritation and itching of the scalp... and give your hair a fighting chance.