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The Come Up 'n See Me Sometime girl turned a bare cell into a $1 million publicity sell.
By MICHAEL MATTHEW
MAE WEST, THE GREATEST teasetress of them all—the naughty-hipped seductress who turned bluenoses red with the line "C'm up'n see me sometime," and who made the public believe, "I can do more with my voice and eyes than another woman can do turning herself inside out"—failed to bewitch the authorities only once.
She landed in the cooler which she promptly turned into a gilded cage.
A masquerading model, a pot of murky makeup and London got a royal ribbing.
By HANS HOBEL
"--UNDER ANY LIGHT. She looked divine under any light—that dark, coppery skin she has . . ." The gentleman sighed reminiscently and toyed with the handle of his umbrella.
"Yes . . ." His companion nodded. "She was beautifully built, y'know. Legs—"
"Did you—" The first gentleman expressed shock.
"Hardly. Couldn't imagine trying. It's—well, it's seldom you meet someone so—how shall I say—regal in the true sense of the word."
"At any rate, she's no longer with us, the princess. Pity," Umbrella said. Both speculated silently for a moment where the princess could have gone.
The book that shocked the world was banned for 31 years. Should the ban continue?
By TIM WILKINS
"WHEN IS A "dirty word" not "dirty?"
We're talking about those four-letter words which you may find written on the walls of the gents' room in a waterfront saloon. When they're written there—and taking into consideration the way they describe various sex acts—most people would agree that they're "dirty.
But what happens when those same words are used to describe in detail the same sex acts in an obviously serious novel by an obviously serious and important writer?
By LOUIE BOLINGER
THE GREATEST FRAUD perpetrated on malekind started the day the first cave woman put a pat of red clay onto her cheeks and undulated past a loitering cave man. He quickly hoisted his club and pursued her. Since then, man's loftiest desire has been to be loved, to possess, marry and own a beautiful woman. Through the march of centuries this desire has endured—this bright fraud called "beauty" still blinds men.
If will power doesn't work for you, your subconscious mind may— but beware of amateurs!
By AIDA LOTT
"CLOSE YOUR EYES and hold both arms straight out in front of you," the doctor ordered. A plump blond girl sitting on the edge of a couch—a girl who would be very attractive if she could take off twenty pounds—did as she was told.
"Now relax," the doctor went on, his voice soothing, without inflection or emphasis. "You are drifting calmly. You are getting close to sleep. You are floating, relaxed, waiting for sleep to come. It is peaceful, dark, cool. You will sleep soon."
Beware the old lady with a charity swindle.
A PERENNIAL "GYP" worked in large cities, carnivals and county fairs is the "unlicensed-toy-hawker" who hustles a lush living peddling toys like hopping dogs, rolling cats, jiggling monkeys, skipping elephants, prancing horses and other cute jim-gigs.
The toys usually sell from 25c up to 50c and look like the brand-name toys sold over the counters of novelty shops and leading department stores.
The Hawker winds the toy and the festive citizen stops to watch the tin animal cavort merrily. "Bargains galore. Half price!" the Hawker cries. The happy citizen laughs and buys a toy and brings it home to his child.
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Whether you're a chaste uncle or a swingin' chick, osculation has its dangers—and delights.
By DAVID GUNSTON
NO LUXURY is without its dangers. Reading about the recently-discovered effects of smoking may make you reach for a cigarette to calm your nerves; drinking promises alcoholism or cirrhosis of the liver; every man knows that the pursuit of women ends in inevitable bankruptcy. Even the simpler pleasures of life are not without their balancing terror. Listen to the awful warning given the other day by the British Medical Journal: "The hazards of kissing depend very much on its technique.
