Machine Reads Your Head Bumps (Jul, 1931)
Machine Reads Your Head Bumps
YOUR character read while you wait is the amazing feat performed by a new machine called the “Robot Phrenologist.” A cap equipped with a battery of fingers fits over the head and sends electrical impulses to a recording device, shown below.
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So what do you do if your head is the wrong shape? The cynic in me says that “normal” or “ideal” would be exactly like the inventor’s head.
Wow. Just wow.
I hope this is part of what finally discredited phrenology, since it was an automated, “perfect” thing that wasn’t subject to the sorts of subjectivity that a human phrenologist would use to fudge the results.
I’m applying to phrenology schools right now. Are you guys saying I should consider a different career?
Where have I seen this before?…
Oh yeah!…
http://l.yimg.com/img.m…
It will also teach you all the secrets needed to re-attach Spock’s brain.
gee juss christ I was arrested after devising a technique to read womens chest bumps