Machine Reads Your Head Bumps (Jul, 1931)

Machine Reads Your Head Bumps
YOUR character read while you wait is the amazing feat performed by a new machine called the “Robot Phrenologist.” A cap equipped with a battery of fingers fits over the head and sends electrical impulses to a recording device, shown below.

  1. Repack Rider says: April 7, 20092:58 am

    So what do you do if your head is the wrong shape? The cynic in me says that “normal” or “ideal” would be exactly like the inventor’s head.

  2. Sean says: April 7, 20097:49 am

    Wow. Just wow.

  3. fluffy says: April 7, 20091:22 pm

    I hope this is part of what finally discredited phrenology, since it was an automated, “perfect” thing that wasn’t subject to the sorts of subjectivity that a human phrenologist would use to fudge the results.

  4. Steve says: April 7, 20097:07 pm

    I’m applying to phrenology schools right now. Are you guys saying I should consider a different career?

  5. John M. Hanna says: April 7, 200910:03 pm

    Where have I seen this before?…
    Oh yeah!……

  6. Torgo says: April 7, 200911:38 pm

    It will also teach you all the secrets needed to re-attach Spock’s brain.

  7. fred says: April 8, 20092:45 pm

    gee juss christ I was arrested after devising a technique to read womens chest bumps

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