Mr. Leslie Black Dies Suddenly While Seated at His Desk (Mar, 1922)

Mr. Leslie Black Dies Suddenly While Seated at His Desk

Think of the numerous times you have read articles in the papers of this nature. The account generally goes on to say that Mr. Black was, on the previous evening, enjoying the company of his friends, was APPARENTLY in the best of health and that his death came as a terrible surprise.

Now there are thousands of cases just like Mr. Black’s, where men, who have the appearance of being absolutely healthy and who declare they are feeling better than they have ever felt in their lives, and are being attacked by some insidious disease. Their bodies are slowly being worn down and their health ultimately broken.

If people could only realize the necessity of protecting their wonderful human machines from disease! If they would only treat their bodies as carefully as the skilled engineer attends to his mechanical devices—well, it would mean added years of life, a saving of big doctor bills and the happiness that comes of really being healthy and remaining healthy.

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7 comments
  1. Myles says: August 19, 201010:10 am

    Hey, I want this service, I don’t want to die suddenly at my desk! To think I have been just wasting my urine.

  2. GaryM says: August 20, 201010:47 am

    Somehow I have the feeling that anyone who sent a urine sample to this site got back a letter saying, “You’re very lucky! You have a fatal disease, but we diagnosed it just in time, and you can cure it by ordering our Patented Elixir for the next six months!”

  3. Arglebarglefarglegleep says: August 20, 20103:04 pm

    Pretty much agree with GaryM; But we have online medical testing; the same send them a sample and we’ll send you the results; god knows how accurate.

    And then there’s the whole alternative ‘medicine’ industry operating online, everything from ‘bust enhancement’ to bogus cancer treatments with the usual ‘male enhancement’ scams.

  4. Toronto says: August 23, 201012:02 pm

    There’s a punchline somewhere here. “and your horse is pregnant.” I think.

  5. Tim says: August 23, 20104:25 pm

    Someone should make signs that say “URINE THE BAROMETER OF YOUR HEALTH” for public restrooms.
    Or maybe just make it a tee shirt design.

  6. Arglebarglefarglegleep says: August 23, 20105:58 pm

    There’s a whole class of puns on “Urine trouble when…”

  7. Cranky_Old_Man says: October 15, 20102:21 pm

    I’m Leslie Black, Jr. and I approved this message.

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