Nonskid roll grips wandering weenie (Mar, 1939)
“AT LAST America has it – the nonskid roll for hot dogs! A clever inventor has devised the metal mold shown at left to turn out rolls imprinted with a series of ridges. They take a masterful grip upon the delectable but elusive weenie and prevent it from slipping from it’s rightful place to fall to the floor or one’s lap.”
Wandering weenie LOL
I’d like to know how ridged BREAD is supposed to help. Bread is kind of… squishable. So I’m pretty sure that the ridges disappear very quickly. Of course, I’m sure the inventor didn’t think of that.
I sure as metal ridges grabbing MY weenie!
I meant I sure as hell don’t want metal ridges grabing my weenie! (Never make comments drunk!)
“At last!”
I had a weenie get loose once… we found it three states over dancing in a strip bar.
If you wear the eye shield you wouldn’t need a non-skid weenie.
“They take a masterful grip upon the delectable but elusive weenie and prevent it from slipping from it’s rightful place to fall to the floor or one’s lap”…
Maybe this says more about me than I should really be disclosing, but that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.
You’re supposed to “glue” the frankfurter in place with the condiment of choice — mustard, ketchup, relish, etc. Problem solved.
Well, nobody wants their weenie to end up in the wrong place, do they?
That could be embarrassing at best, Charlene.