Nonskid roll grips wandering weenie (Mar, 1939)

“AT LAST America has it – the nonskid roll for hot dogs! A clever inventor has devised the metal mold shown at left to turn out rolls imprinted with a series of ridges. They take a masterful grip upon the delectable but elusive weenie and prevent it from slipping from it’s rightful place to fall to the floor or one’s lap.”

11 comments
  1. albear says: February 5, 20083:19 pm

    Wandering weenie LOL

  2. Anne says: April 7, 20085:37 pm

    I’d like to know how ridged BREAD is supposed to help. Bread is kind of… squishable. So I’m pretty sure that the ridges disappear very quickly. Of course, I’m sure the inventor didn’t think of that.

  3. Wade George says: May 26, 20086:11 pm

    I sure as metal ridges grabbing MY weenie!

  4. Wade George says: May 26, 20086:12 pm

    I meant I sure as hell don’t want metal ridges grabing my weenie! (Never make comments drunk!)

  5. Mike says: July 19, 20083:11 pm

    “At last!”

  6. red says: October 27, 20081:53 am

    I had a weenie get loose once… we found it three states over dancing in a strip bar.

  7. Harry says: July 6, 20095:25 pm

    If you wear the eye shield you wouldn’t need a non-skid weenie.

  8. Brent Eades says: April 9, 20101:44 pm

    “They take a masterful grip upon the delectable but elusive weenie and prevent it from slipping from it’s rightful place to fall to the floor or one’s lap”…

    Maybe this says more about me than I should really be disclosing, but that’s the funniest thing I’ve read in ages.

  9. Michael, N5RLR says: July 23, 201110:43 pm

    You’re supposed to “glue” the frankfurter in place with the condiment of choice — mustard, ketchup, relish, etc. Problem solved. :D

  10. Charlene says: July 24, 20114:58 pm

    Well, nobody wants their weenie to end up in the wrong place, do they?

  11. Michael, N5RLR says: July 24, 201110:17 pm

    That could be embarrassing at best, Charlene. :D

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