Safety Holder for Fag Smokers (Mar, 1933)

The fact is, Jean Luc Picard can make anything look cool.

Safety Holder for Fag Smokers

For men whose wives complain about ashes on the rug, the invention of a Cincinnati, Ohio man will prove a great boon. This new “safety smoker,” as the gadget is called, consists of a small box like affair of light metal, with top and sides covered by a light screen. The fag is inserted and held as shown.

  1. Perf says: February 1, 20069:19 am

    Just a few questions:
    1) With this, can I smoke safely in bed?
    2) Where does the smoke go?
    3) Will it reduce lung cancer?
    4) What about us “straight” smokers?

  2. jpowell180 says: June 5, 20069:15 am

    “THERE – ARE – *FOUR* – LIGHTS!”

  3. mike says: February 11, 20121:09 pm

    Wives in 1933 were not permitted to complain to their husbands.

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