Stay in his mind – be a Mindsticker (Mar, 1969)

This is one of the worst tag-lines I’ve ever heard. What was the second choice, “Tab, be a baby raper.”?

Stay in his mind – be a Mindsticker

When you can’t be with him, be in his mind. Have a shape he can’t forget. Tab can help. It’s sugar-free and it tastes better than any diet cola because The Coca-Cola Company wouldn’t have it any other way. Enjoy Tab, and be a Mindsticker.

7 comments
  1. Charlene says: September 29, 201111:42 am

    “Tab – the secret to catching and keeping that 50-year-old chain smoker.”

  2. qyooqy says: September 29, 201112:12 pm

    Bwah ha ha! They made a commercial for Tab in Stepford. http://www.youtube.com/…

  3. Hirudinea says: September 29, 20111:42 pm

    Hey Charlene, if the 50 year old chain smoker is loaded he’s an ideal catch, in a couple of months he’ll be dead and you’ll be a rich, skinny widow!

  4. dorkly chair of the institute for space politics says: September 29, 201110:49 pm

    How many hit dice does a Mindsticker have?

  5. tb says: September 30, 20116:39 am

    Mindsticker? Potsticker, price sticker, even smiley face sticker I understand but this is hard to believe no matter what year it was coined. As annoying as “Have an nice day” is it could have been worse if “You’re a real mindsticker” ever caught on.

  6. M says: September 30, 20118:35 am

    I hear Squirt is more effective.

  7. yoda says: January 7, 201211:21 pm

    I think their slogan now is “TaB: Yes, we still make Tab”.

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