Stay in his mind – be a Mindsticker (Mar, 1969)
This is one of the worst tag-lines I’ve ever heard. What was the second choice, “Tab, be a baby raper.”?
Stay in his mind – be a Mindsticker
When you can’t be with him, be in his mind. Have a shape he can’t forget. Tab can help. It’s sugar-free and it tastes better than any diet cola because The Coca-Cola Company wouldn’t have it any other way. Enjoy Tab, and be a Mindsticker.
“Tab – the secret to catching and keeping that 50-year-old chain smoker.”
Bwah ha ha! They made a commercial for Tab in Stepford. http://www.youtube.com/…
Hey Charlene, if the 50 year old chain smoker is loaded he’s an ideal catch, in a couple of months he’ll be dead and you’ll be a rich, skinny widow!
How many hit dice does a Mindsticker have?
Mindsticker? Potsticker, price sticker, even smiley face sticker I understand but this is hard to believe no matter what year it was coined. As annoying as “Have an nice day” is it could have been worse if “You’re a real mindsticker” ever caught on.
I hear Squirt is more effective.
I think their slogan now is “TaB: Yes, we still make Tab”.