WHAT ELSE CAN I EXPECT, SIS – WITH A FACE LIKE THIS… (Jun, 1936)
I’m fairly certain that Fleischmann’s Yeast does not cure leprosy…
WHAT ELSE CAN I EXPECT, SIS – WITH A FACE LIKE THIS…
Don’t let Adolescent Pimples keep YOU down on your luck
After the start of adolescence —from about 13 to 25, or longer — important glands develop. The entire system is disturbed. The skin gets oversensitive. Waste poisons in the blood irritate this sensitive skin, causing pimples to appear.
Fleischmann’s Yeast clears these skin irritants out of the blood. Pimples go! Eat 3 cakes a day, before meals—plain, or in a little water—until skin clears
Fleischmann’s Yeast – clears the skin by clearing skin irritants out of the blood
“Hi there, Pimply Face!” (Oct, 1935)
It seems to me that this kid’s problem is that his friends are assholes. My guess is that even if his acne cleared up they’d just find something even nastier to call him rather than “handsome”. Pimply Face is pretty weak insult anyway.
“Hi there, Pimply Face!”
But soon … they changed this ugly nickname
Don’t let adolescent pimples brand YOU with a hated nickname!
Between the ages of 13 and 25, important glands develop. This causes disturbances throughout the body. Waste poisons get into the blood and irritate the skin, making it break out in pimples.
But you can clear these skin irritants out of your blood- with Fleischmann’s Yeast. Then the pimples disappear!
Eat 3 cakes a day, before meals, until your skin is entirely clear. Start today!
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Wow a light that can give you personality! Sign me up.
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Yankee Violet Rays CAN NOW BE IN EVERY HOME (Mar, 1922)
Wow, this thing cures everything! I’ll bet it makes you smarter, richer and more attractive too! And if Uncle Sam endorses it you know it must be true!
What is that doctor in the middle panel doing to that lady?
Yankee Violet Rays CAN NOW BE IN EVERY HOME
Until now thousands of people have wanted Violet Ray outfits, but could not afford them at the heretofore high prices that have been charged.
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“Sugar-Coated” Electricity Builds Strength and Health (Mar, 1922)
Yum, sugar-coated electricity.
If you would like to learn more about these miraculous devices, this site has some good info. They also have some available for sale. Or just pick one up on ebay.
With health insurance rates going through the roof, can you really afford NOT to have your own Violet Ray machine?
“Sugar-Coated” Electricity Builds Strength and Health
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