Thirteen Inch Ruler (Feb, 1965)

ROTFL!!! I have never seen anything so funny in my life. I mean, it looks like a normal ruler right? But instead of 12 inches, it has 13!!! Hilarious!

And that “everyone can use an extra inch” line is just classic. I’m going to make that my new catch-phrase.

A GIFT THAT STAYS ON EVERYONE’S DESK!
EVERYONE WANTS THE RULER WITH THE BUILT-IN LAUGHS

DIFFERENT! UNUSUAL!
And it really has 13 inches. (Everyone can use an extra inch.)

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Worth a thousand wonderfuI laughs. Extra sturdy — with steel edge —smart silver and black design. A memorable business gift, premium or salesman “door opener.”

Send cash, check or mo. No c.o.d.’s please.

FEDERAL
6652 N. Western Ave.
Chicago 45, Ill./Dept. RR-1
PRICES Sample 1.50, Four 5.00, Dozen 12.00

3 comments
  1. Stannous says: August 17, 200612:15 pm

    something vaguely homo-erotic about this joke…

  2. Bob says: March 2, 20084:41 pm

    Is this product still aivalable I am looking for at least 100
    Thanks
    Bob

  3. Non Stop Advertising says: February 9, 200912:44 pm

    Hi i need 2000 13inch Rulers Please call me at 765-480-7480 ask for Rob

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