TWO TINY WHEELS KEEP NEW BICYCLE UPRIGHT (Nov, 1934)
Aww, how cute. The little Nazi needs training wheels.

TWO TINY WHEELS KEEP NEW BICYCLE UPRIGHT
A four-wheeled bicycle which recently made its appearance in Germany may be mounted easily, even by a beginner, and may be parked anywhere. Two small auxiliary wheels are attached by movable brackets to the frame of the cycle and are raised or lowered by moving a lever on the handle bar. So long as these wheels remain lowered, the cycle stands upright as shown above. When in motion, they are raised.




I couldn’t see any evidence that he was a memeber of the Nazi party.
Nor could I. I was just joking.
Of course not. But the story lead-in compels more readers to view the article. Only if they read for themselves (or check the comments) will they see that it is misleading (but still hella funny).