We’ll take it… or we’ll drink it (Nov, 1956)

We’ll take it… or we’ll drink it

Sulfuric Acid sludge is a problem to many…but not to Stauffer!

If you can pour it or pump it or get it in a tank car…

send it to Stauffer. We’ll “unsludge” it

and send it back to you … 98% pure H2S04.

If you have no sludge and just need Sulfuric Acid, we have that, too. Available in tank trucks or tank cars of 6 to 100 tons capacity and barges of 800 to 1500 tons… wherever and whenever you want it in unlimited supply of all commercial grades.

STAUFFER CHEMICAL COMPANY 380 Madison Avenue, New York 17, N. Y.

Telephone: OXford 7-0600

9 comments
  1. Toronto says: April 6, 201010:45 pm

    So they’re advertising a service to filter or otherwise remove sludge from other company’s sulfuric acid, so long as it’s shipped to them via tank car? And if they fail to clear your acid, they’ll DRINK IT???

    If I were on the board of directors of SludgeNoMore Chemicals, I’d say “Hey, guys, let’s just ship him back a tank car of our *fresh* H2SO4, so we don’t have to drink this corrosive lead/sulfur slurry. ‘Cause I had a burrito at lunch and two coffees, and that would really put me over the edge.”

  2. Toronto says: April 6, 201010:48 pm

    Even worse – they want you to ship these tank cars of sludgy acid to Madison freakin’ Avenue, New York, New York! And it’s just down the block from the headquarters of Mad Magazine!

    I smell an acrid rat.

  3. carlm says: April 6, 201010:51 pm

    Stauffer Means superffund sites
    http://www.epa.gov/regi…
    I guess they really drank it.

    Ah, the 50′s The good ole days when you could just dump all that nasty stuff. EPA? We don’t need no stinkin EPA!

  4. Rick Auricchio says: April 7, 20108:39 am

    I’m mixing up Stauffer Chemicals with Stouffer’s Foods…

  5. KD5ZS says: April 7, 20109:50 am

    With a few exceptions, if you own a car, you have sulfuric acid. On top of that there is the lead!

  6. Jokey McJokester says: April 7, 201010:23 am

    I think we need to stop Dihydrogen Monoxide first!
    http://www.dhmo.org/

  7. Charlene says: April 7, 201011:15 am

    Ah, the good old days. When it seemed to make economic sense to advertise 1500-ton tanks of sulfuric acid for sale in a general-circulation magazine.

  8. StanFlouride says: April 7, 20108:55 pm

    In addition to the superfund sites:
    http://www.fluoridealer…

  9. Greg says: April 8, 20107:09 am

    Johnny was a scientist
    Johnny is no more
    What Johnny thought was H2O
    was H2SO4

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