you could buy hanes underwear with BOTH EYES SHUT (Oct, 1930)

you could buy hanes underwear with BOTH EYES SHUT

Biggest VALUES for 25 YEARS!

Ask your wife to examine Hanes winter underwear. In three seconds, with her eyes closed and merely by “touch,” she would be sure of its unusual quality. The hanespun cotton is soft, pleasantly fleecy but lacks any “scratch.

Slip into a Hanes Heavyweight Union Suit or Shirt and Drawers. Note the fit. There’s no bunching. That’s because every Hanes knitted garment is knitted and cut to careful measurements of both trunk and chest.

Don’t miss the extra comfort, service, and economy in Hanes. If your regular store hasn’t the complete line for boys as well as men, write to P.H. Hanes Knitting Co., Winston-Salem, N. C.

HANES UNDERWEAR
FOR MEN AND BOYS
FOR EVERY SEASON

3 comments
  1. Charlene says: April 23, 20127:03 am

    “Ask your wife to examine Hanes winter underwear. In three seconds, with her eyes closed and merely by “touch,” she would be sure of its unusual quality.”

    What guy asks his wife to fondle his underwear and pay attention to the fabric?

  2. Hirudinea says: April 23, 20121:37 pm

    “Honey will you feel my underwear?”, “Oh dear, just like our first date.”

  3. Darren says: April 23, 20129:33 pm

    And you too go chop wood in your underwear – WTF?

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