It’s hard to imagine a group of people with more moral authority than the editors of Photoplay.
Spend your money and he’ll keep his job!
THIS YEAR the government will spend 5 billion less dollars than it did last year, because it doesn’t need so many guns, tanks, planes and other implements of war. This was your money paid to the government in taxes. Now the government’s letting you spend those 5 billions for yourself.
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Please, someone save this pony! He needs help oh so bad.
Quick! Lead Me Out!
And You May Have Me
“Help—I’m caught in these terrible stockyards. I’m hungry! Starving! I don’t know how to get to that big sack of oats on the outside. What boy or girl will lead me out?”
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Bah, Cisco shmisco. I’ll bet you they don’t have hole-punch based routing tables!
CARDS FOR CONVERSATION
To find out how to route Long Distance calls a dial system needs lots of information—fast. To provide it Bell Laboratories engineers developed a new kind of card file—one that dial systems can read.
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This inspired the very short-lived spin off magazine Suicide Illustrated.
Precaution for Would-be Suicides
IF YOU are figuring on committing suicide, be sure to take this precaution: Use new bullets. Old bullets are sure to be laden with germs, so that they might infect the wound, and cause you to die. If you use new bullets, you might recover from the attempted suicide.