Better Memory = More Money = Wad of Cash = Adoring Female
Advertising is pretty much Six Degrees of Kevin Bacon except instead of Kevin Bacon the end is getting laid.
EARN MORE MONEY
Astound your boss, your customers, your friends with a BETTER MEMORY
AMAZING NEW METHOD OF MEMORY TRAINING
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Hobnobbing with Harbaugh
The Office Monster
The whole series of ads is like this. Just bizarre.
anti-aircraft fire control… AND FORD INSTRUMENT COMPANY
In World War I, anti-aircraft fire against slow, low flying planes, could be managed by optical sighting and correcting from observed air bursts. Today’s supersonic planes, flying at great altitudes must be tracked by radar and the guns directed by complex computers.
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Why don’t people put math poetry in ads anymore? Also, wasn’t Zero invented in India?
Computation
The Arab
who first wrote zero
And
the mathematic clue
To
nothing at all is a hero
Who
never got his due
Unless
he sought
To share
the eternal naught.
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