or you could use your fingers… (and not stick anything in the light socket)

For use on the face.
Mainly.
Mostly.
Usually.
Sometimes.
Ocassionally.

I can think of a few other uses for that which will give you an even better “healthy glow.”

Ah, the old vibrator on the cheek ruse…

I have a 1923 vibrator and pamphlet that has a similar image and recommendations for the treatment of ‘pelvic congestion’…

Yep: she uses the vibrator to “pat makeup into her skin”, the Lysol to “stop being grouchy to her husband”, the Midol so she has a “fresh and bright countenance”, etc., etc.

You have to love old ads: what isn’t said is sometimes more important than what is.