Inventors’ Brain Children (Oct, 1937)
I don’t think Press-On Nails would have sold as well if they were called “artificial horn”. Of course, if you grew up watching TV in the 80’s then there really is only one brand of nails (video) worth talking about.
Inventors’ Brain Children
Many inventors vied with each other for public favor when they exhibited working or other models at the recent annual convention of the nation’s inventors, held in New York. Some of the most outstanding devices of popular interest are illustrated on the accompanying pages.
YOUR INSTANT short cut to GLAMOUR (Mar, 1955)
Everyone knows that glamour comes in a plain wrapper. Also, my eyes see “Peach Cupbra” but my brain wants to read “chupacabra”.
YOUR INSTANT short cut to GLAMOUR
An attractive full Bust Line is a short cut to glamour, poise and self-assurance. If your Bust Line makes you self-conscious, try the new (special up and out) Peach Cupbra. Use it for a week. If you are not delighted, send everything back and your money will be refunded.
RUDI GERNREICH’S “NO BRA” BRA… comes in THREES – Slightly NSFW (Oct, 1965)
I scanned this primarily because the first page looks like part of a poster for a James Bond film, and Gernreich looks like he should be a Bond villain.
RUDI GERNREICH’S “NO BRA” BRA… comes in THREES:
it’s ‘No Bra’ Triplets!
If you design a revolutionary “No Bra” bra, and it’s sales skyrocket beyond the wildest dreams, because it’s popular with playgirls everywhere… what do you do for an encore?
WHAT ELSE CAN I EXPECT, SIS – WITH A FACE LIKE THIS… (Jun, 1936)
I’m fairly certain that Fleischmann’s Yeast does not cure leprosy…
WHAT ELSE CAN I EXPECT, SIS – WITH A FACE LIKE THIS…
Don’t let Adolescent Pimples keep YOU down on your luck
After the start of adolescence —from about 13 to 25, or longer — important glands develop. The entire system is disturbed. The skin gets oversensitive. Waste poisons in the blood irritate this sensitive skin, causing pimples to appear.
Fleischmann’s Yeast clears these skin irritants out of the blood. Pimples go! Eat 3 cakes a day, before meals—plain, or in a little water—until skin clears
Fleischmann’s Yeast – clears the skin by clearing skin irritants out of the blood