Handle on Doughnut Is Boon to Dunkers (Sep, 1939)

Handle on Doughnut Is Boon to Dunkers
Major hazards involved in the popular indoor sport of dunking doughnuts in hot coffee are said to be greatly reduced by the invention of a new type of “sinker” with a baked-in handle that should prove a boon to all dunking enthusiasts. Triangular in shape, the improved doughnut is fried around a wooden handle, making it far easier to maneuver in and out of a steaming draught of Java.

5 comments
  1. Anne says: April 26, 20083:30 am

    I want a triangular donut.

  2. fluffy says: April 26, 200812:42 pm

    Is that… is that Dick Cheney in drag?

  3. rsterling78 says: April 26, 20089:08 pm

    “Major hazards involved in the popular indoor sport of dunking doughnuts in hot coffee…”

    I didn’t know dunking one’s doughnut in hot coffee involved major hazards. Or that is was considered a popular indoor sport.

  4. fluffy says: April 26, 20089:11 pm

    As we all know, satire wasn’t discovered until 1957.

  5. Cole says: July 19, 20083:41 am

    Wonderful.. until you bite into the handle

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