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YOUR INSTANT short cut to GLAMOUR (Mar, 1955)

Everyone knows that glamour comes in a plain wrapper. Also, my eyes see “Peach Cupbra” but my brain wants to read “chupacabra”.

YOUR INSTANT short cut to GLAMOUR

An attractive full Bust Line is a short cut to glamour, poise and self-assurance. If your Bust Line makes you self-conscious, try the new (special up and out) Peach Cupbra. Use it for a week. If you are not delighted, send everything back and your money will be refunded.

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RUDI GERNREICH’S “NO BRA” BRA… comes in THREES – Slightly NSFW (Oct, 1965)

I scanned this primarily because the first page looks like part of a poster for a James Bond film, and Gernreich looks like he should be a Bond villain.

RUDI GERNREICH’S “NO BRA” BRA… comes in THREES:

it’s ‘No Bra’ Triplets!

If you design a revolutionary “No Bra” bra, and it’s sales skyrocket beyond the wildest dreams, because it’s popular with playgirls everywhere… what do you do for an encore?

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Bring out the hidden glamour of your beauty zone* (Jun, 1954)

Beauty Zone? I guess that means chest. It seems like it’s a play on the old Camel T-Zone ads.

To bring out the hidden glamour of your beauty zone*

Wear Life Bras by FORMFIT

If you are one of the 47 out of every 100 women who are dissatisfied with the bra they’re now wearing, know the thrill of wearing the right LIFE BRA! Because only Formfit makes bras for every figure need!

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Exquisite Form gives you x*appeal! (Oct, 1955)

So, by inference women who own a vault full of jewels have nice breasts? I’m pretty sure that’s not always the case. Or is the implication that having nice breasts will get you a vault full of jewels?

Exquisite Form gives you x*appeal!

*x = glamour plus comfort… yours in Circl-o-form the new $2 bra with the fabulous fit!

Is this fantasy or is it real? A $2 bra that makes you look and feel like a woman who owned a vault of jewels? It’s real!

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